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- I had no idea you Zephyrites were so beautiful. What is it about living in the sky that produces such loveliness?
- Careful, visitor. I was warned about how silver-tongued you land dwellers can be.
- You wound me! I only live to seek balance...and your favor.
- The first must be learned through study. The second, I'm afraid you'll have to live without. Aspects guide you!
- Doot doo dooo! Welcome to the show. Quaggan's assistant will make introductions.
- (clear throat) Gather around, ladies and lords, for the most fandoodling, caniboodling show you'll ever see.
- Give a big round of applause for the prince of portly prestidigitation, the baron of blundering bewitchment, the king of—
- Ahem.
- Right. Ladies and laddies, allow me to introduce Kookoochoo the Incredible!
- Incredulous.
- What?
- It's Kookoochoo the Incredulous.
- Right. Kookoochoo the Incredulous!
- You there. What's your name?
- Rufus.
- RooOOoofus. Are you a quaggan?
- (laugh) No. I'm a charr.
- Ooh, phew. That explains the fur.
- How many of you have seen a dragon?
- Woo!
- Quaggan is half dragon, on quaggan's mother's side, at least that's what quaggan's father used to say. (chuckle)
- Apparently, quaggan's mother was also a witch and a...ooh. Little ears in the audience.
- Rufus, quaggan has a job for you. Are you interested?
- Um, yeah. What is it?
- See that bucket? Quaggan's going to breathe fire again. If quaggan ignites anyone, you throw water on them. OK?
- Yeah, OK.
- Mighty Smash
- (laugh) Gentlefolk, your lives are in Rufus's hands.
- Anybody on fire, Rufus?
- I don't think so.
- Quaggan is glad you're so confident.
- Hey, Rufus. Can quaggan ask you a personal question?
- I guess so.
- Have you ever wished you were a dragon?
- I don't know.
- What if quaggan could turn you into a dragon? What would you do?
- I guess I'd fly around and eat cows.
- Charr... Beef... Quaggan shoulda seen that one coming.
- All right, Rufus. Quaggan thinks you're ready to be a dragon. Quaggan's going to give you the secret.
- Pssspssssppss pssssppsss. Got it?
- Got it!
- Gracious audience, it takes a great deal of focus to release one's inner dragon. Let's encourage Rufus!
- Do it just like quaggan said.
- (big belch)
- (laugh)
- Okay, that was just the practice one. Let's try again, and this time, quaggan will do it with you, okay?
- Okay.
- On three. One. Two...
- Two and a half.
- (giggle)