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- Three!
- WoooOOOoo! Not a hair was singed on little Rufus's head...or face...or body.
- And now, quaggan must go. Quaggan's assistant will deliver a heartfelt good-bye.
- Kookoochoo the Incredulous will be here throughout the bazaar! We welcome the sounds of clapping hands and jingling coins.
- Good day to you all!
- Mom. Mommm. Mama? Mom!
- Mmm-hmm. That's nice.
- Mom, get me one of those. I want it.
- Not now, sweetie, OK? Maybe later.
- I want it. I want it. I want it. I want it!
- One... Two...
- Honey? If I count to three, there's going to be—
- Two and a third...
- I want one, Mom. I want it.
- OK, OK, sweetie. I'll get you just one, OK? Just this once.
- I want two. Mom, I want two!
- Fine. Two. Just this once you can have two, OK?
- Oh my goodness. So, that's Zephyr Sanctum. It's so beautiful.
- Ellen, your wide-eyed innocence does my heart—and my chances of winning—good.
- Thank you for answering my summons. I just learned that an Aetherblade airship loaded with plunder from Lion's Arch went down nearby.
- It's our lucky day. What are your orders, Cap'n?
- Those pirates will want their loot back. When they come for it, we'll be there to greet them. Go secure that treasure so we can return it to its rightful owners.
- Wait, to its rightful... Cap'n, begging your pardon, but wouldn't your campaign be better served if we used that—
- Belay that talk, mister. I won't build our campaign on the backs of victims.
- Now, I'm ordering you to protect those valuables at all cost. I'll send relief soon.
- Report, sailor. What's the situation?
- It was hairy, Cap'n! Those Aetherblades threw everything, including the kitchen sink, at us!
- Well, you're here, so you must have accomplished what I asked, yes?
- (laugh) Even their worst sink wasn't enough to stop us. We managed to keep the lion's share of the booty.
- Oh, you're so...excellent work. Excellent work, everyone. Let's get that haul back where it belongs, shall we?
- All right, listen up! I've got information about a botched supply drop in Zephyr Sanctum!
- What happened?
- I don't have all the details, but I know that a number of supply baskets are about to drop right on our heads.
- No problem. We'll just trot out there and pick—
- Nothing's ever that easy. Not in my life. My instincts say we won't be the only ones out there. Keep your eyes open!
- Well? What happened?
- It was rough, but we got it done.
- That's good news. Hopefully this will show the Zephyrites how much we care about their interests.
- By the way, you were right. We weren't alone out there. The Inquest harassed us the whole time.
- I'm not surprised. I'm sure you did the best you could, and that's all I ever ask of anyone.
- Attention! I've received word that another ship was attacked nearby, and survivors are being harried by their attackers!
- How dastardly! Who are we dealing with?
- It's not clear, I'm afraid. Early reports indicate it's Aetherblades and Inquest poaching a bad situation.
- Two foes in one place? I must be dreaming. What's the plan, Cap'n?
- Get out there and retrieve those passengers. Bring them back safely. I'll rally every Lionguard I can.
- The Lionguard, Cap'n? We can do this ourselves.
- And you'll have to, at least for a while.
- It'll take more than us to drive them off, so just hold them back until I bring reinforcements. Protect those passengers.
- Amazing! I was afraid of what I'd find when I returned, but you've done a hero's job here today!
- Thank you, Cap'n. I have to admit, it's good to see you too! That backup was just in time.