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• Read it backward silently.
• Read it backward aloud.
• To completely obliterate our opponent inside the arena. You have heard of the arena at Battleground Plaza?
• The krait witch of Sipedon Deeps has appeared. Someone must strike her now, to protect the defenseless quaggans and hylek.
• Not a bad day at the office, if you ask me. Too bad it'll all be classified. It'd make for a great tavern story.
• So, is the lab closed for good? What's to stop people from getting in? Or things getting out?
• Classified? Why?
• If contaminated, you could end up with your teeth turned backward, your memories flipped inside out, your brains in your rump, or feet for hands. We haven't seen these symptoms yet, but we expect them.
• As near as I can tell, the bomb-golem channeled all of its vit-ergy through its aggression coupling and dumped it directly into the station's invertrix. The resulting vector surge destroyed the whole grid.
• The most opportune time to perform maintenance on a golem is when it's asleep. My revolutionary work has led to fully modular golem inner workings that can be removed, swapped, or rearranged on the fly.
• Thanks, Professor.
• There are guest teaching apparatuses stationed around the area. Use them to perform demonstrations for the progeny and allow them to experiment on their own. Just keep them safe from any results of their experimentation.
• Conversely, there are some progeny who have chosen to ignore their studies and loaf around. Their unruly behavior must not remain unreprimanded.
• I've been working on a blueprint for a limitless energy capacitor, but I can't determine which material would be best for reinforcing the intake valve. Can you offer any helpful insight?
• Did you know this used to be a wading pool? Until a spirited game of skelk-skelk-ooze led to a fight between rival researchers. When their slap fight escalated into a full-on golem battle, a crowd gathered to watch.
• The majority of my classmates are already expressing an inclination toward specific colleges. I consider that to be remarkably limiting.
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• The Flame Legion nearly succeeded in bringing a spirit back from the Mist and merging it with a corporeal body. It's a powerful magic, and one we must be prepared to counteract.
• Or?
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• Includes all four paper-bag helm skin[s]
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• Double-click to receive the trick-or-treat trio: mini asuran aviator, mini quaggan ghost, and mini assassin.
• Please, tell me you jest. Imagine if the Flame Legion were capable of bringing back their greatest generals. What if our killing them only made them smarter and stronger.
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• What are you hoping to achieve?
• Wait, how does a Durmand Priory scholar know so much about explosives?
• Chiroptophobia