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- Soldiers? I love soldiers! Some of my best customers are soldiers. Can I interest you in some fine Lion's Arch rum, Legionnaire?
- Not right now. I'm on business.
- By all six gods! What's going on?
- Like I said: business. Charr business.
- What's wrong with you soldiers? This is the frontier! Nobody risks the rum supply.
- I've got more important things to worry about than your rum, mouse.
- I heard it can get real crazy real fast in the charr hinterlands. I wanted to see a full-on brawl, but so far, no luck.
- Stick around. Your luck is about to change.
- That's more like it! Keep it up. This will be a great story to tell my kids!
- Keep your head down or they'll be telling it at your wake.
- What a fight! What a show! Thanks for making this the best vacation ever!
- Clearly you haven't been to Meatoberfest. If you like carnage, you should check it out.
- We've been out here for two days and my wife's getting bored. Where does a visitor have to go to see some action?
- Plant your feet and duck your head. Action's on the way.
- Whoa! I saw a bar brawl in Hoelbrak once, but it wasn't like this! Norn brawls have less growling, but more singing.
- That was amazing. Do things like that happen all the time around here?
- Depends on how bored everyone is. And how much rum they've had. See you around.
- Suspicious Scrapper
- Suspicious Scrapper
- Rum Merchant
- Norn Tourist
- Norn Tourist
- Ho there! My mate and I were hoping to see some ghosts on this trip. Any idea where we might find some?
- Around here? Can't throw a rock without hitting a ghost.
- You there! Soldier! I have a question. What is this "Meatoberfest" and how do we get in on it?
- It's a feast. Happens every year. Stick around charr long enough, and you'll see it.
- I'll let you do the talking.
- As I expected. Stand by. This shouldn't take long.
- I don't like you running off alone with these idiots.
- They're no threat to me. I'll meet you back at the Citadel.
- It's all right. But if I don't come back, hunt these morons down and bleed 'em dry.
- Head back to the barracks and relax. There's some brandy under my bunk. Help yourself.
- Don't worry, Clawspur. Nothing they can do will stop me from coming back.
- You die, they die. Got it.
- Perfect. See you soon.
- Understood. But I still don't like it.
- You have your orders. I'll see you soon.
- Brandy, hm? Okay, if you say so. Orders are orders, right?
- Right. You have yours, now carry them out. See you soon.
- You are delusional.
- Birthday—Year 10
- Welcome back, Legionnaire. Did you get what you were after?
- Yes. I'm about to brief Tribune Brimstone.
- Tribune Brimstone has taken quite a shine to you. And it'll be good for him to get out and stretch his muscles. But tell me: how were the scrappers?
- Easy. We explained our position and were more than happy to do as we asked.
- I got my key back, but it took some hard work. I had to fight a herd of ghost cows.
- I did. Thanks.
- You beat them senseless, didn't you? Hey, if you got results, that's what matters. Good luck with the treasure!
- Ghost...cows? You're pulling my leg, but if not: that's hilarious. And disturbing. Good luck with the treasure!
- So, we're all set. Two halves make a whole. What's next?