Game text

902,736 entries

• Uh...that turret smells a little TOO potent.
• What should I say to the homesteaders?
• How can I help the hunters?
• Where can I demonstrate my sharpshooting skills?
• How can I prove my skill as a hunter?
• Seraph Longbow
• Some folks only respect those who stand their ground. Who cower to no one. Convince them you're unafraid.
• And how can I help the hunters?
• Seraph Mace
• So where can I demonstrate my sharpshooting skills?
• Seraph Pistol
• So how can I help the hunters?
• Some folks only respect those who stand their ground. Who cower to no one. Convince them you're unafraid..
• Seraph Rifle
• Everyone in Mennerheim is the best at their craft. As an adventurer, %str1%, you're on the way to being the best at yours.
• My mom tells the best jokes. She won the Moot Mother Mirthfest competition two years in a row! Now, it takes a real pro to make me laugh.
• I can shove snow in your ears. That would make me laugh.
• I once ate a whole dolyak. When I burped, a moo came out.
• Humor gets you nowhere. Confidence gets you respect.
• Ha ha! That's a good one. I haven't laughed that hard in a while.
• That's not funny! Physical comedy is so lame.
• Owl is wise, Owl is true, but when asked about Hare, Owl replied, "Who?"
• Ever heard the joke about the Whispers agent? Of course, you haven't. No one has.
• What do undead and hylek have in common? They've both croaked.
• My mother is funny AND confident. You'll have to loosen up if you want to be respected around here.
• Hey, %str1%. This time, I've got a joke for you.
• Okay. Hit me.
• Aren't you an artful creature? I look forward to it.
• Okay, what do you call a charr with bad breath, a bad attitude, and a stench like they haven't bathed in weeks?
• I give up. What?
• Oh, no. Not this one again.
• A charr.
• You definitely take after your mom.
• So, you're the one that's going round trying to make a name for yourself, huh? Make my daughter laugh. Then maybe I'll take notice.
• That doesn't sound like much of a challenge.
• Then I guess I'll just remain unnoticed.
• I don't know, little Lemlem can be a pretty tough critic.
• She's a kid. A funny face and a rude noise, and she'll be laughing.
• Thank you, %str1%. The only way Lemlem can hone her craft is by watching pros like you. Someday she'll be the best joke-teller in all of Tyria. Just like her mom.
• That's right. Lemlem said you won the Moot Mother Mirthfest twice.
• I guess it runs in the family.
• She said that? Oh, I'm blushing. But don't ask me to tell a joke, although I do have a good one. But I don't like to perform on the spur of the moment, so please don't...okay, maybe just one joke.
• You read my mind.
• No, I'll respect your wishes. Good-bye.
• A havroun, a wendigo, and the Speaker of Snow Leopard walk into a moot. Mootmaster says, "We don't serve your kind here." The havroun replies, "Oh, yeah? Well, your mother hails from Groznev Delve."
• By your will, Countess. Good day.
• Looks like they're trying to move above ground. Are their mines not enough?
• I'm certain that you will. Logan has a knack for finding extraordinary people, and you seem no exception.
• That's a good one.
• I need to know about the karka that attacked Lion's Arch.