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• Everyone out!
• We should wait for the others. Name's Rox. You?
• Braham. I'm no good at waiting. Not when I have friends in trouble. Dredge took them prisoner. I'm here to get them out.
• I get it. Flame Legion took mine. But don't worry, we'll go at exactly the right time. Our destinies dictate our every move. You'll see.
• Find something to defend yourself! Tools, trash—anything.
• These rocks look nice and bludgeon-y.
• Hey, some decent brain-smashing rocks over here.
• Don't leave here defenseless! Grab a weapon.
• Is the ground rumbling, or is that my stomach?
• Ah, but it's a fine day, is it not? Isn't Beetletun the finest place you've ever seen?
• I can agree with the first part.
• I'm not feeling it today, sorry.
• Of course, it could always be better. Say, if Amaybel had said yes to taking a walk with me.
• Who's Amaybel?
• I hope your day improves, then.
• You must be new to Beetletun if you don't know Amaybel! She's the most beautiful woman in the shire. But don't go getting any ideas. She's my girl.
• You seem a little possessive. What's that about?
• Your girl. Got it. Creep.
• You'd understand if you saw her. When I follow her, you should see the looks of the men in town as she passes them by.
• Wait, you follow her?
• I knew I shouldn't have gotten involved with you.
• Ah. Well, yes, sometimes. She's like a beautiful butterfly, flitting from flower to flower. I just need to know where she lands!
• You're a little bit disturbing.
• Yes? What can I do for one of the common folk?
• Common folk?
• I'm just interested in a chat, if you have the time.
• I can see this would be a waste of my time.
• Grim Reaper of Grunts VI
• Well, maybe we should change the topic.
• You must be exhausted keeping that nose in the air.
• I've got important things to do, unless you know Minister Caudecus?
• What is it you need to do?
• What's this about Minister Caudecus?
• I've got nothing else to say.
• Actually, it's more what I don't want to do that's important, which is to keep away from that louse Dugh. I try not to stand still too long.
• Speaking of keeping on the move, I'm going to follow your example.
• (cough) I'm fine. Just worry about setting your mortars.
• That's got it! Well done, everyone.
• I'm sure that you'll get what you deserve eventually.
• That creep thinks he's my boyfriend. He follows after me like a lost puppy, mooning at me from afar. I'm six steps from asking the Ministry Guard to pummel the fool.
• Whispers Demolitionist
• I've had all I can stand of this.
• I really don't have anything to see Minisiter Caudecus about. But my place is inside his estates, hobnobbing with the elites. Not out here with the rabble.
• I see. Well, allow me to dry up and blow away then.
• Say your peace, I've got plans to formulate.
• What plans are those?
• I'll let you go back to what you were doing.
• For the carnival, of course! Uzolan's plans are genius in principle, but it takes everything we have to make them work in practice.
• What's your job exactly?
• That's always a challenge. Don't let me keep you from your plans, then.