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- SCX—protocol—activated. I—am—a—skritt—magnet.
- That's the skritt capture protocol! I get it now. You want me to do your grunt work while the NL4534 plays nice.
- What else are you good for? I need the NL4534 to herd our specimens. We can't have them turning on us, now can we?
- Little big ears are here. Looking for trouble, I bet.
- (laugh) No trouble. I'm here to request your assistance with an experiment. I'll pay you handsomely with food and water. Come along now.
- Pfah! No! I don't like. Attack the little big ears!
- You're shiny. Ooh. What's that? Can I have it?
- It—is—a—required—piece—of—my—anatomy.
- Where are we going? I'm not sure this is such a good idea. Who are you?
- I—am—your—friend. I—am—here—to—guide—you—to—candy—and—ice—cream.
- You're suspicious. Are you sure you're not leading us to doom?
- I—am—your—friend. Do—you—like—candy? Do—you—like—ice—cream? Come—with—me.
- IQ test question 372. What is 25 times 63?
- One? One. (laugh) No, wait. I've got it. One thousand five hundred and seventy five. It's time, gang.
- What? How is that possible?
- Surprise! Here's how it's gonna be, morons. We're in charge now.
- Now, you get to be OUR lab monkeys. Dance, monkeys, dance!
- Oh, fiddle! They have the upper hand!
- IQ test question 125. The NL4534 has three fuchsia, two teal, and one indigo circuit. How many circuits does it have?
- Huh? What's a fuchsia?
- IQ test question 156. A golem's energy core standard temperature is fifty-two degrees. It will overheat if it reaches three hundred eighty-two degrees.
- If the energy core heats up three degrees every twenty-two minutes, how long will it take for the golem to overheat?
- You talk funny, and you smell that way too.
- Most interesting. Subject can't even answer the simplest of questions.
- (sigh) Try another question.
- Move it, morons! Do as we say, and you might have something left by the time we're done with you.
- We're the morons, are we? Do you even know whom you've kidnapped? Your miscalculations and misguided intentions disgust me.
- Your opinion is irrelevant. Proceed into the cells, or we truncate your life.
- That's that, and good riddance. I wonder what other horrors this place has in store for us.
- What does it matter? We have to get out of here before they capture us again!
- Uh-uh. No way. First, we need to destroy their research—every last bit of it. We're in for more trouble if we ignore it.
- As much as I hate to admit it, she has a point. Let's take our revenge on these imbeciles!
- Even a skritt could understand that we're heavily outnumbered.
- I did the math as well, and yes, the numbers are a bit daunting.
- We're not leaving until the Inquest research has been destroyed. Simple as that. Follow me, or get captured again. Your choice.
- Advance no farther! You will pay for what you've done to our lab.
- Oh, yeah? Who's going to enforce this payment?
- Thank you for asking. I'd like you to meet my enforcers. Inquest Golem Assault Force, activate.
- No, the gate! Your wicked creation controls it, I see.
- Don't pretend to understand our device. You couldn't hope to fathom its capabilities and intricacies.
- Activation—complete. Intruders—will—be—contained—and—eliminated.
- Purge these golems from our world! I will not tolerate such evil in my presence!
- I knew we'd get out of there eventually. The odds against us getting out of there alive were high, however.
- You were in deep, it's true. But, wasn't it fun? I'd suggest we do it again, but I need to return to the old golem foundry.
- You've obviously lost a few nuts and bolts. I'm heading back now.
- Such a sour individual, you are.
- (snicker) No one noticed that I pocketed a goodie from that Inquest lab.
- I'll test it out back at the old golem foundry!
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