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• Kasmeer Meade
• Few people know the scientific significance of hylek poison. The best part is, those toads are too dim to realize I'm taking their most precious commodity.
• You're not worried they'll get angry?
• Not a chance! They consider me a friend.
• Busy, busy, busy. Thinking. Planning. Did you bring me any golem parts so I can make more hazmat suits?
• I have golem parts for you.
• What's a hazmat suit?
• Excelsior! These are perfect. I must have done an oustanding job of explaining what I needed.
• Right. Bye.
• It's a design I'm working on, but I need golem parts for it. If my genius is allowed to fully exert itself, I'll be able to make a suit that will shield its wearer against any magicoradiative influences. I'm quite positive no one else has had the idea yet.
• I don't suppose you noticed any golems rampaging? Hello! Don't just stand there. Report to Captain Grumm. He'll do your thinking for you.
• No time to chit-chat. I've got poison to collect.
• Help! Fire! Mayhem! Pandemonium! Bad research!
• I've been working on this door for weeks, but I think I nearly have it.
• This is the entrance to the world-famous Oola's lab! It took me years, a small fortune, and an unconscionable number of unsavory acts to find it. The only remaining challenge is to ascertain how to gain entry.
• You did good work, soldier. I have no love for Flame Legion scum. Anyone willing to lend a sword to cut them back a bit is an ally and a friend. You've earned my respect. —Legionnaire Neverburn
• You're an Oola fan, are you?
• I've tried everything from ether-inversions to plasma-inductions. I can feel the locks weakening, but they won't...wait! Could it be...?
• Silverwastes Shoveler
• You can't do it.
• Of course, resonant-evanescence! I'm such a fool. Correction: my assistants have failed me. Now, step back and behold the fruits of my labor!
• Let's see.
• Blasphemer! Oola is only the mother of golemancy. Over two centuries ago, back when the world was still highly unevolved, she created the most impressive early golem prototypes ever seen.
• Surely her lab must be dust by now.
• Yes, as is any thinking being. She's only the most innovative golemancer in history. Two centuries ago, she was revolutionizing golem design.
• Why can't you get in?
• Pessimist! I expect to find treasure: her papers, her design documents, and maybe even a few antique golems. Can you imagine? Oh, the history! It'll be like traveling in time...which I'm also currently tinkering with.
• Keep your wits about you and, most important of all, keep me alive!
• Why not let your golem do the fighting?
• Unfortunately, nearly all his power is consumed by creating and maintaining that kinetic shield. He can't do much else.
• My vision is impeccable. I'm ready to execute my plans, but I must wait for the exact right moment. One day, I'm going to build a hazmat suit that keeps out harmful magicalcium energies.
• Very interesting. Thank you.
• Fixx is going to get himself killed one of these days.
• You don't seem concerned.
• Probably.
• Well, I don't love being his assistant.
• Fixx has been captured by the hylek. Their bully of a chief has the whole tribe up in arms!
• I'll go save him!
• Interesting...inverse parabolic flux dampening.
• That's interesting. Bye.
• We're studying this bridge. It's been floating for ages with no apparent means of support. No outside influence. Scientific curiosity demands we find the mysterious mechanism that makes it float.
• What? Is he gone?
• Yes, the coast is clear.
• There's no way I'm trying to escape with that brute stomping about. Go take care of him!
• Parnna finally got the ancient gate repaired and is trying to tune it to the proper frequency, but there are skritt getting in the way! She needs help!
• I'll go help!
• Won't be long now. The stewing is well past brewing, and I'm doing my absolute best to have another batch of Ooze Booze ready before you can blink.
• What's the hold-up?
• Someday people will be reading MY papers on Orr.
• I'm a skosh short on ooze essence at the moment. If only there were a way to accelerate ooze growth. Hm. I may have an idea. Let me ponder this.