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• What? That's stupid! I don't want to be the bandit. The bandit always loses.
• How does the game work?
• Don't your friends have any other games you could play?
• It's fun. The Seraph has an important thing to watch. The bandit tries to steal it and the Seraph has to stop him. I always play the Seraph, and I always win.
• Maybe that's why no one else wants to play with you.
• Maybe the other kids want a chance to be the Seraph, too.
• Marie has a game, but it's dumb. She pretends to be Queen Jennah, and we're all nobles at a fancy dinner party. It's stupid and I hate it.
• Ugh. Anything would be more fun than that.
• That sounds exciting!
• That's too bad. Like the grown-ups say all the time, "Life is tough."
• I don't think you quite understand what they mean by that.
• Isn't there a different game you could play?
• Yeah, well, I don't want to talk to you anymore!
• Well, good riddance.
• Hello. What brings you out to our humble farmhouse?
• What do you grow here?
• This place seems suspicious.
• Nothing, I'll be going now.
• We grow a variety of things here. Why, just yesterday, we baled up an impressive harvest of our apple crops.
• What kind of apples?
• I see. Thank you.
• Suspicious? Look here, nothing could be further from the truth. You've spent too much time in the city, or you'd know that I am the exemplar of ordinary farm life.
• But those workers...
• That makes sense. My mistake.
• The reddest kind, tilled straight from the soil itself. You'll find none better. Not even at Farmer Eda's orchard. You should go there now, see for yourself.
• I'll be going then.
• Are doing an excellent job? Yes, I know. Is that what this is about? Perhaps you're looking for some work?
• Maybe I am.
• No, not particularly.
• It takes a certain kind of person to work here. Sorry to say, you're not it. So if you'll excuse me, I need to get back to sweating out an honest day's work.
• Don't get many visitors at night.
• This place seems suspicious.
• Nothing, I'll be going now.
• I don't have time to talk. I'm doing farm work.
• So I see. I'll leave you to it.
• Here's the thing...we've got this impossible task ahead of us and very little time to do it. I can't guarantee success, but if anyone can pull it off it has to be us.
• That's the spirit! Anything is possible!
• That's right! Now let's go out there and crush our enemies!
• Last One Standing
• Wasting Game Skills Mastered: %num1%
• Any news from the frontlines?
• How are things in Shaemoor?
• Keep up the good work, Lieutenant.
• No time to chat, I've got fighting to do
• Dead-eye.
• The garrison is under almost constant assault. The centaurs haven't advanced past it since Captain Thackeray repelled their most recent attack, but they've come close.
• Who commands the garrison?
• Captain Thackeray had some help.
• There was something else I wanted to ask.
• Lieutenant Ryder holds that dubious honor. He's a good man, but he can't hold on forever.