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• Centaurs ruined my party. I hate them so much.
• But didn't you ask for a pony?
• Ponies are cute. Centaurs are ugly and mean.
• Oh, yeah? My parents know Minister Caudecus.
• I've been to his mansion.
• I went to his mansion, AND I ate his food.
• Minister Caudecus let me pet his dog.
• He doesn't have a dog. Idiot.
• Oh yeah? I saw him beating up a centaur with his bare hands! He had three dogs with him!
• Oh, Minister Caudecus and his gorgeous eyes. Those eyes! They permeate my soul.
• Just imagine if we could capture that feeling in a bottle.
• We should follow him around and see if there's a way to do it.
• With magic, anything is possible.
• I heard about bandits in the west. As long as they don't come here, I'm happy.
• Grow some...courage.
• I can spend hours looking in the mirror.
• Really? I can't. Mirrors make me look fat.
• It's hard to follow someone who's always checking a mirror.
• Follow?
• Never mind.
• They don't bother me during the day, but at night those wooden dragons put me on edge.
• I swear they move at night.
• I'm so happy Lord Caudecus hired me.
• I would be too if I were you. Actually, I'd be shocked.
• What are you saying?
• Just that he's very generous to give you a job.
• You know I outrank you.
• Technically, sure. But the head chef would be lost without me.
• I will not tolerate laughter on the job!
• OK.
• Whatever.
• I've lived in Beetletun my whole life.
• How exciting for you.
• If centaurs ever come here, they'll be paralyzed by my beauty.
• I'll kill them before they get the chance!
• I'm tired of working on things we didn't make.
• Seriously. I want to build something new with my own hands.
• I just can't figure out how the charr machine such high-quality parts.
• I have no idea. Can we finish our job now?
• I can't help being so pretty. It comes naturally.
• Is that so?
• Beer, ale, wine, food, dancers... Hmm, what else do I need to order?
• More food, I imagine. You never get enough.
• Fine. More crackers, then.
• I could see myself marrying a pig farmer's daughter.
• You don't say.
• Hey, let's play Minister and Queen.
• I'll be Caudecus the Wise!
• You mean Lord of Beetletun!
• No, it's Lord Beetlestone!