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• That I do. It may not be glamorous, and no one may ever write stories about me, but I do my duty in defense of queen and country.
• A recipe to make an ascended greatsword with Nomad's (+Toughness, +Healing, and +Vitality) stats.
• I'm trying to write a song, but I'm getting hung up on one part. What rhymes with "centaur"?
• "Really far."
• "A star."
• "My bar."
• Recipe[s]: Ventari's Claymore
• "To all great heroes / take up your swords! / To stand in battle / to face the hordes / The centaurs, our hated foe / Really far, that's where they'll go / after we defeat them." What do you think?
• It's...original.
• And on that note, I'll leave.
• "Captain Logan Thackeray / He is a shining star / He is the greatest foe / Of the hated centaurs / His smile is a summer day / His laugh is like the breeze / Oh Captain Logan Thackeray, will you marry me?"
• That song is very...personal.
• "Hey, centaur / Stay out of my bar / Human liquor's much too hard / For the weakling likes of you / We drink, drink, drink / And we brawl, brawl, brawl / We'll have some ale and we'll beat you all."
• That was a rousing ditty.
• Thank you, your words are so kind. Maybe the next song I write will be about you.
• I'll be looking forward to it.
• I want to go home. Mom always says it's dangerous outside, and we shouldn't go out or bandits'll steal us away. But Devva never listens, and she drags me along. Then I get in trouble.
• You'll have to decide whether to listen to your mother, or Devva. Good luck.
• Willen is such a bore. I can't believe he's my little brother. Aren't boys supposed to be adventurous? He just does whatever Mom says. Not me. I'm going to be a great adventurer like Haidryn.
• Good-bye and good luck.
• All right, I'm going to do it. I'm asking Benwah to marry me.
• Wait, don't men usually propose?
• You do that.
• Oh, he would, but his family's fallen on hard times. He wants to be in good financial standing before we marry, as if I cared about that! I want him to know that I'll stand by him no matter what.
• It's hard to imagine a life without Kiko. She's helped me through some really bad patches recently. I hope I never do anything to let her down.
• By the Six, this child is a handful! I don't know what's worse—that he's always running off with people, or that they're always encouraging him.
• Why do you let him?
• Running off with people? Shouldn't he play with kids his own age?
• What do you mean "let"? He just goes. But it's good for him, I suppose. It'll teach him some valuable life lessons. Teach him to be independent.
• What kind of lessons?
• Oh sure, there are other kids among the noble families—you just don't see them often. They're too sheltered, if you ask me. Kids need to get out and experience the world for themselves.
• If he gets lost, maybe he'll learn to think before he acts, or perhaps he'll learn to find his way home. And if he runs off with a charr and gets hurt, well, I'm sure he'd learn something from that, too.
• What about other kids for him to play with?
• Pardon me, but have you seen my son? His name's Griffith. He's probably off wandering the city again. He loves his adventures a little too much, I think. If you see him, can you bring him back?
• I'll keep an eye out for him.
• Wow, I'm exploring! This is the best day ever!
• Glad you're enjoying yourself.
• Sorry, kid, gotta go.
• I was on an adventure, but I got lost. Can you help me find my mom? Her name is Lady Amelia. She'll be the lady that looks really angry.
• I'll help you find your mom.
• Sorry, I can't help you, kid.
• This garden is so boring! It looks nice and all, but there's nothing to play with. You look like the adventurous type, take me someplace exciting. Come on. Please?
• Follow me! To adventure!
• You should stay with your mom.
• Hark, yon lords and ladies! Come witness the jousting event of a...hmm, too much? Yeah, too much. Sorry. I was just practicing my ballyhoo. Sadly, the Tilting Field won't be open for some time.
• A recipe to make an ascended short bow with Nomad's (+Toughness, +Healing, and +Vitality) stats.
• Welcome. I guess you're wondering what's going on with the big tent here? Well, when Thump-em-ups is ready to open, people will really have something to talk about.
• I'll have to check it out sometime.
• My words are honeyed, sweet, and soothing to the ears—but nothing soothes a weary soul like another round of beers.
• Deputy Brakk