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- ♪But still in matters magical, mathematical, and mineral,♪
- ♪I am the very model of a modern pirate general!♪
- That's both towers down. Lion's Arch has beaten you, Covington!
- I'll guard this tower. That gate will have to come down, before we can finish off the so-called "Hydra Queen".
- What're yer orders, Captain?
- I need a wench or some black powder! Whichever gets here first!
- Ya thieving, lice-infested, lily-livered bilge rat! A pox on ya!
- Bah! May the Risen claim yer foul flesh.
- It looks like all of the merchants have returned. You got lucky, but you've gone and stirred up the pirates now!
- But we're safe, right? You don't think they would attack the haven.
- Ha! Not if they want to live. They can have their pitiful swamp, but nobody messes with my—
- Look out over the port side. No, wait. The other port side.
- Now I know why you never became a sailor.
- My silken garments have become woefully dilapidated. We must have more silk!
- Aye aye, Cap'n! But sir! We'll need more gold to buy more silk.
- Then more gold it is, Jim lad! Send out another scouting party.
- Aye aye, Cap'n!
- I believe I've located a shipwreck with some valuable cargo inside. Come help me salvage it!
- Why should we help you? Unless... Is it beer you've found?
- Did someone say beer? I've been sober so long, I can actually feel my face. I don't want to feel this face.
- Can't you sorry drunks focus, for just one minute? Help me look for the artifacts, and then you can toast my find.
- I'm starting to think this is a fool's errand you've brought us on, little one.
- And you've made dry fools of us, at that. When will we have those drinks you promised us?
- Now listen to me, you miserable sots! We can return to camp when we have those artifacts, and no sooner.
- Also, I never promised you drinks! It's as if you've only a single thought, between the two of you. Finish the job at hand!
- I smell something. Smells like gold.
- You can't smell gold! So...where is it?
- It's got to be hidden around here somewhere.
- Nothing glitters like gold. Except silver. And platinum...
- You keep dreamin'. I'll keep sniffin'.
- Eureka! We've discovered it...
- Let's see what we have, here.
- Oh no! No, no, no. This can't be right.
- Is that Bjorn's brew? Ha ha! You've led us to a treasure of immeasurable value, little one.
- Bjorn's brew? I thought it had all been consumed, years ago. We are in for a treat tonight!
- I order you two to leave that beer be! Oh, what a disappointment.
- Time to sample some of this find! Let's pour one back in honor of your discovery, little friend.
- You can stick with one. I won't stop until I can feel my eyeballs pickling!
- No, no, no! This is all wrong! You can't drink my find! What will I have to show the Priory?
- A few samples won't hurt anyone. Besides, we have all these other fine artifacts. They aren't going anywhere.
- I'll drink to that!
- All right, enough hostage games! It's time for Plan B!
- But, Captain! You can't mean to assault the haven—
- Never fear, lads and lasses. We'll stir this nest of hornets so Taidha's armada can swat them away.
- Harr! 'Tis a fine day for killin', Cap'n!
- Cap'n? D'ya ever think Taidha Covington will grace us with her presence again?
- The Hydra Queen? One would hope so. Of all her pirate captains, I know she likes me best.
- Of course, Cap'n!
- The moment I left the Captain's Council, I knew her heart would be mine! Someday, I'll rule this navy by her side.
- Aye aye, Cap'n!