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- Stop! Who goes there?
- Who does it look like, your bloody mother? Let me in, you slimy grog-bucket.
- Grrr. Well, who's that with you?
- I know you don't have any friends, but that doesn't mean I don't have any.
- You think you're pretty funny. Well, I'm watching you, little girl.
- What the—you'll blow us all to smithereens! Have you completely lost it?
- No! This here is a mutiny! We've had it with your rotten schemes.
- I'm to step aside, simply because you've lit a bomb? Ha! I'd rather be blasted to bits than leave your sort in charge.
- I've seen better plans.
- Explosions, now? I thought I told you, "No theatrics."
- It was a pirate base full of explosives. How could I resist?
- No matter. Just get yourself to the safehouse. I'll stay here and debrief our agent.
- What's all this? Nobody goes south by land anymore.
- Exactly. We'll make a fortune without all the competition. Will you provide safe passage?
- Not a chance. I'm not losing any more lives in that swamp.
- (sigh) Very well, then. It's not the first time I've been disappointed by the Lionguard.
- What is it now? Why have we stopped?
- Up ahead, sir. I don't think they're going to let us pass.
- Nonsense! I'll just go have a word with them.
- Defend the cannons, or Taidha will have our hides!
- You heard the woman! To the defenses now, you lazy scum.
- You'll regret crossing the Hydra Queen, when birds are picking your bones clean.
- Cap'n! The merchants are demanding more gold. And the musicians are refusing to perform!
- Well, then, we'll need to find some more treasure!
- What's our course, sir?
- Less torture, less pillaging, and a little more culture. And that requires plenty of booty.
- Taidha Covington, your days in control of these waters are numbered.
- Your cannons are no match for the strength of Lion's Arch.
- Those cannons won't trouble our ships anymore. On to the second tower!
- For Lion's Arch!
- Hey! Wanna see my new tattoo?
- I hate to tell ya this, but that's not a tattoo.
- Oh. I think I need to see the ship's doctor.
- I can't wait for tonight.
- Of course! More stew, a well-worn botany textbook, and an evening of polishing my boots.
- Wow. Sounds thrilling.
- You're right. It's dull. Would you mind if I took another shift on guard duty?
- ♪I am the very model of a modern pirate general,♪
- ♪I've information magical, mathematical, and mineral,♪
- ♪I know the Queens of Kryta and can cite matters historical,♪
- ♪From Bloodstones to the dragon spawn in order categorical.♪
- ♪In fact, I write my washing bills in old Canthan cuneiform,♪
- ♪I'll tell you every detail sewn on Caudecus's uniform.♪
- ♪The skills and builds of warfare are essential to my strategy,♪
- ♪You'll say a better pirate general has never sat-a-gee,♪
- ♪For when you know the habits of the charr and the Elonians,♪
- ♪When you can tell at sight a Kurzick from an Ascalonian,♪
- ♪You'll know my martial knowledge, quite extensive and still myriad,♪
- Myriad...myriad...myriad...ah!
- ♪Has only been updated for the Interregnum period!♪