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- This drink is missing something... Something salty. You got any dried beef sticks?
- Uh, no. We've got pretzels...
- No.
- ...bread and butter...
- No!
- ...potato skins...
- NO!
- That's all I've got! Do you want me to go outside and SACRIFICE A GOAT FOR YOU???
- Yeah, that'll do nicely. One freshly slaughtered goat, please. And some dried beef sticks.
- Here. Have another beer.
- I wanna get back to the bar! I got drinking to do.
- Patrol is over when it's over.
- So I said, "Hey, look at that bunch of cows! " And he said, "It's called a herd..."
- You tell that joke one more time, I'm butchering you instead of them.
- You're slipping, soldier. Pick up the pace.
- Quit breathing down my neck.
- What's the matter, kitten? You too delicate for this kind of work?
- No, I'm just sick of your stench. You got any more advice for me, you can go lick yourself.
- You get your kill count up, I won't give you more advice. I've got my eye on you.
- Those charr have gone too far. Their cattle? On my land? Never!
- Time for an old fashioned cattle raid.
- You almost done?
- I'm never done...unless you want to hire some help.
- After that last batch of lazy, drunken sods, I think we're better off without them.
- I'll look for help next week...after you're done.
- How was patrol?
- Our leader is a jerk. Thinks he's some kind of legionnaire already!
- Well then, your next responsibility is to challenge him to single combat. Just like I taught you!
- Hey, maybe she'll follow orders this time. Or maybe she'll just talk me to death!
- You sound just like your parents. Get back to the fahrar with the rest of the cubs. Troops dismissed!
- Footprints.
- Uh...yeah. Those are ours. From yesterday. Next time, I do the tracking.
- You have a job to do? Or do you just stay there drinking all day?
- I fought in the last war against Flame Legion. I was wounded getting my entire warband to safety.
- So now you're too weak to fight, huh?
- No. It's my job to hit loud-mouthed punks with a barstool.
- Do they eat people?
- What? Who?
- Flame Legion. You think they eat people?
- What kind of a dumb question is that? You sound like you're from Ebonhawke. Do we eat people?
- Of course not. We'd get in too much trouble.
- I think they just burn folks to death. There'd be nothing to eat but a pile of ash.
- They continually compliment me on my amicable relationship with my spouse. But we decided to separate last night. I don't know how to break it to them.
- This war's gonna be easy. Baelfire thinks he's some kinda god. How hard can it be, fighting a lunatic?
- Never underestimate fanatics. They do the unexpected, and they never give up.
- And we're not just fighting Flame Legion. We got Separatists to the south. We got dragonspawn freaks swarming out of the Brand.
- Like I said, it's gonna be easy. It's a target-rich environment! Looks like Wintersday came early this year.
- Better not put it off too long.
- You know why I never got to join Blood Legion, like my brothers? They all ganged up on me.
- Why am I not surprised?