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• Let's play a game. I'll punch you, and then you can punch me.
• I've got a better idea. You leave me alone, or I'll knock you out with something heavy.
• Do I get to punch you back?
• You'll never get the chance.
• Did you hear that?
• It's nothing. Keep moving.
• Simmer those coals nice and slow.
• You got anything better to do than breathe down my neck?
• This is my job! I'm the Mayor of Meatoberfest, and I have to teach you right!
• Mayor? We never elected you.
• I've won the barbecue competition ten years in a row! That qualifies me!
• Rake those coals nice and slow. You do your job, and I'll do mine.
• What's this garbage we're eating?
• You know the story. We're at war. Troops need meat. We butcher, they feast.
• I bust my hump all day, and I come home to the worst cuts?
• If the troops don't push back Flame Legion, your home will be ash. Chew your offal. We all do our part.
• You think we should go for more than wheat and grain next year?
• Would you rather talk about vegetables or look for the beast attacking our farmhands?
• Wheat's easy. Gives us more time to patrol.
• Listen up, troopers! It's time for patrol. You're going out, and you're coming back.
• What's our objective, sir?
• Don't start any fights...but be ready to finish them.
• Who's in command?
• He won King of the Hill yesterday, so you'll be following his orders.
• He cheated. And I know the fields better than he does!
• He won, trooper. You lost. Fall in and follow your orders. Got it? Good! Get rolling!
• Did you just do what I thought you did?
• Just taking a few souvenirs. Daggers, pistols. Stuff I can sell later. Give to the cubs.
• Don't you have enough?
• What's in my pack is none of your business.
• I'll remember that when I'm dragging your body to the medics.
• Crops are good. We're gonna make a fortune!
• If you're not attacked by Separatists, Flame Legion fanatics, or field beasties on the way to market.
• No guts, no glory.
• I saw that.
• Saw what?
• The last fight. You took a step back when he attacked.
• It was just one step!
• You retreat like that again, and I'll smack the fur off you. Hold your ground.
• Anything new?
• It's been quiet.
• Shame. A day without violence is like a day without sunshine.
• Agreed.
• You goin' to market?
• Not this week. Too much going on. Separatist raids, Flame Legion sightings, monster attacks...
• Yeah, it's a shame we gotta stay home on the farm and miss all that.
• No, no. That is what's happening on my farm. I'm not missing a thing.
• That gear too heavy for you?
• If you can't handle it, rookie, we'll leave you at the next checkpoint...with the rest of the dead weight.
• I can carry my weight. And I'll carry out your fur-matted corpse, too.