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- Do you hear footsteps? 'Cause I'm comin' for ya!
- Step aside or I'll call my gang. THE gang! Sorry, Ted. THE gang!
- Anyone who doesn't want to get slapped around should clear out.
- Keep walking. If you ain't a friend of Big Nose Ted, you ain't welcome here.
- Don't you know who I am? I'm famous! I've done everything bad!
- Yeah! Mess that clown up, Ted! Let's see some teeth flyin'!
- You know who I am? I'm Big Nose Ted's right hand man. Now get out of my face.
- No, they call me Twitchy Jake because if you so much as twitch, I'll cut ya.
- What's all that racket down there? Pipe down! I'm busy!
- Hey, keep your hands off me!
- Barmaid Barbara
- You're back! They're upstairs, take a left, first door on the right. Quick!
- Uptown Johnny
- Hey! Watch the hair!
- I'm Uptown Johnny, baby. Man plus.
- I'm gonna knock you out and look good doing it.
- These mean streets can be real dangerous, baby. Let me walk you home.
- Come on, sweetness. Just one dance. Let's see where it takes us.
- Not in the face! You can't spoil perfection, so don't even try.
- I've been watching you from across the bar for too long. I say it's time for us to get closer.
- This must be your lucky day, darling, 'cause I'm thinking about taking you home with me.
- Gather 'round, ladies! Uptown Johnny is here, and the first taste is free.
- Back off, buddy. Whichever girl you were looking at, I saw her first.
- Deadeye Della
- As soon as Ted gives the word, you are all dead meat.
- Keep walking, sister. Don't touch me, don't talk to me...don't even look at me.
- What'd you say to me, city trash? It's gonna be hard eatin' all your vegetables with no stinkin' teeth.
- I'll pound you into the ground like a big nail.
- Keep walking, pal. Don't touch me, don't talk to me...don't even look at me.
- It's about time. I haven't broken anybody since breakfast.
- Time to bleed.
- I hate these city folk. I just wanna leave a fistprint in their soft, fat faces.
- I've swatted flies tougher than you.
- Blaize
- Where did I put those fuses?
- Stand back, chump! When I get mad, things go boom.
- I'm busy. The boss'll have my head if these fuses aren't ready.
- So Ted says, "I want flames," and I says, "How high? What color?"
- Walk away, citizen, or you'll wake up medium rare.
- It's too dark and cold in here. Someone ought to start a fire. Me! I ought to start a fire!
- Strike a match, boys! It's time to light this sucker up!
- Yeah, they call me Blaize 'cause I'm the god of fire. Balthazar's got nothing on me.
- Oh yeah! Now we're cookin'!
- Nice place, eh? You think the insurance covers fire damage?
- This place would go up quick. One match, a splash of skale oil, and then it's barbeque time!
- Ministry Guard
- Ministry Guard
- Cook
- Maid
- Baroness Jasmina