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- Are you kidding? Golems are her bailiwick. She studied under Snaff, you know. Between the two of them, they've forgotten more about golemancy than most krewes ever learn.
- Snaff?
- Recon Demolitionist
- Open trick-or-treat bags.
- Oh, THAT Snaff. Now it makes sense. Thanks for the information.
- That gate, there! The one that's spewing out all the omnidirectionally hostile golems!
- Don't get your ears in a knot. I'll see what I can do.
- Zojja's gone through the gate. She may be a genius, but even she can't handle this alone. She needs help.
- Wait. Who's Zojja?
- What gate? Where?
- I shall endeavor to persevere.
- If you're looking for Zojja, she's already gone through. Get in there and help her!
- Zojja? What's she got to do with this bobbery?
- Trickster's Light Shoe Skin[s]
- I'm on my way.
- Inquest
- Defeat the Inquest saboteurs.
- How about now, my little long-eared cherub? Is it working now?
- Not at all. And find another endearment: "cherubs" are fat baby humans with freakish wings.
- I knew that, sweetheart. I just didn't know you knew.
- Hey, you fixed it! Nice work. Now we can show off our improved golem-to-pilot interface.
- It's not as flashy as some entries, but it's revolutionary. The Snaff Prize is as good as ours.
- Not if we don't hurry it up! They're waiting now, so get out there and strut our stuff!
- Gut me? With what? That human-made sword you looted from Ascalon? Enough! I'm done here.
- It is time, Valiant, to reunite Destiny's Edge. Only they can stem the dragon's tide, yet they lie idle. No longer.
- That was...disappointing. A word before we part, Valiant?
- Hail, Destiny's Edge; heroes and friends. The Elder Dragons grow strong. It is time, once more, to fight.
- Behold, a revolutionary leap forward in golem-to-pilot interfacing: the Massively Impressive Golem!
- The biomagical psionic mind link is two-way, instantaneous, and uninterruptable.
- Our pilot doesn't even need hands—she just has to think, and the golem responds.
- No more specialized training or hours of practice. Just hop in, think, and away you go!
- Eight.
- Not a moment too soon. Put your best prize-winning game face on. We're up next.
- So far it's all power couplings and energy matrices. Bo-ring! Our device is clearly the best.
- Grab the device and get ready. Kozzak will back you up and assist during the demonstration.
- An egg? Your Very Old Energy Detector detected an egg.
- Ah, but it is a very old, very powerful egg.
- I'm not impressed. Show us something else.
- Aha! Behold! From nothing, we bring forth this...raptor!
- She's so scaly and cute. I shall love her forever, and I shall name her "Shrieksy."
- Let's go, Shrieksy. On to the next relic!
- Is that all you've got? The head of a statue?
- This just might be a priceless artifact of an ancient culture.
- It looks human to me, and therefore worthless. Bring me something extraordinary!
- The signal is emanating from somewhere behind this waterfall. There must be a channel under it.
- Stay here, Shrieksy. I don't want you getting wet. Or drowned.
- Speaking of treasure, I've come to collect on the favors I did for you.
- You put on quite a show with other people's work. That teleporter is Inquest property. Fork it over.
- What? Never. This is my krewe's invention, and we'll die before we give it up to the likes of you.
- I was hoping you'd say that. Inquest! You heard those plagiarists! Kill them all!