### Casper & the Captain "No!" Leo refrained from rejoicing. "But—" meowed Leo determinedly. "I said no. Go home, Leo. You shouldn't be out here. It's dangerous!" hissed Casper. "Captain Leo the Relentless does not take 'no' for an answer!" trilled Skippy. "He most certainly does not!" "Yeah, right, he doesn't, yeah!" "Course he don't! Course he don't!" "Well, he has been known, on occasion, if we're being honest—" "Be nice, Loki! No wonder nobody likes you!" "We never even met before today, how dare you—" "MEOW!" howled Casper. From here, reader, the captain himself will need to give the go-ahead for you to read my translation of that howling meow. I don't have the authority. Captain's orders. You'll find him in his quarters, deep beneath the flotsam and jetsam of the southern strand. Good luck.