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• These readings are astronomical! The energy is like nothing I've encountered!
• Upon consideration, it does resemble the readings from my probes in Godslost Swamp. But I'm still convinced that was a malfunction.
• Golems and gadgets! We're dealing with rogue portals of some sort. And, oh! The other end is connected to a location that's...tangibly challenged.
• That was decidedly more of an adventure than I usually deign worthy of my participation.
• I guarantee, whatever anomaly is occurring here, it's not done. I will repair my equipment before the next flux.
• If you're the best Jormag has, the ice dragon must be getting desperate.
• Is there anything special I should watch out for?
• Any advice on how to fight them on their own turf?
• Have you tried dealing with them yourself?
• Defend the ritual.
• Child
• Goodies or grumps!
• Isn't my costume the best ever?
• It's Holler...Hollow...it's Candy Day!
• Sweeeeeeets!
• Kid
• The pumpkin I carved was twice as big as that. And four times as scary!
• What are you wearing? THIS is a real costume!
• Have you ever had chocolate? It's great!
• For some reason, I feel like running. Wooooooo!
• "Mad King Thorn"
• Spooky comes, and spooky goes! Get ready, everyone. The black wind blows!
• Beware of shadows full of fright, for this is the Mad King's merry night!
• By the ghost of me, what is this?
• I leave for a couple of hundred years, and I come back to this? Have you completely forgotten whom you celebrate?
• This feeble imposter is a disgrace. I don't putter about telling poorly-constructed nursery rhymes. Insulting!
• He doesn't even look like me. His head isn't on fire! This oversight must be rectified! Set him on fire!
• Sad, sad people of Tyria, clearly you have missed my influence.
• But fear not, for I, the mighty and benevolent King Thorn of Kryta, have returned!
• I'd like to know about a different order.
• Can you tell me more about what happened out there?
• I was kind of hoping we could chat a bit...
• I'm trying very hard to not throw things, %str1%! Get out and get going!
• All righty!
• A prototype of your VAL-A golem went crazy. If you don't find out what happened, it'll tarnish your legacy—and the title of Snaff Prize Savant.
• Right. I'm on it!
• Investigate the golem to see what's been altered.
• The control parameters are all wrong, and the logic arcanum is twisted beyond recognition.
• That's all I need to know for now. Thanks.
• Yes. Instead of warm lager and fine wine, the VAL-A now serves only cold beer.
• What? No!
• I'd better do something about this!
• I'd like a moment to think this over.
• I've said my piece. Shodd's a dangerous fool, and if you listen to him you're a bigger one. The Infinity Ball is too dangerous to be tinkered with. You need a plan and reliable backup.
• You can relax. I'm the Snaff Savant, remember? I don't make mistakes.
• I'm glad you're working on it, too. The Infinity Ball couldn't be in better hands.
• I see your point. I'll make sure to have both those things if and when I proceed.
• Noted. Thanks for your input.
• Close the book.
• Don't let Zojja intimidate you. She just wants to see if you've got what it takes to rise to this challenge. Remember: the timid let themselves get sidelined, leaving glory to the bold.