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- There are corners of the Eternal Alchemy where your scholars could never survive with their minds intact. That's where I live.
- (insane laugh)
- The Mad King returns! On Halloween, he appears—to cheers!
- Anyone wanting to join the Mad Legion, you've come to the right place! (wild laugh)
- Just as I was starting to have fun, it's time to go back.
- Oh, if only my primus could see me now.
- (insane laugh)
- Oh, look. We made it. I was beginning to doubt we could break through again.
- Do we have to go back? Can't we just stay a little longer? I haven't finished my—
- Ah, the sweet mortal aroma of Tyrian air. I've missed it all these many years.
- Is it just me, or have these peasants not changed one bit since we last were here?
- Tinky linky binky boo! You pretend to be me, and I'll pretend to be you!
- (insane laugh)
- What? No snow? They promised me snow!
- Oh, the hunting I could do here, if only we didn't have to leave.
- Hi ho! Raise your mugs in a toast to His Mad Majesty, His Insane Inanity, His Crazy Calamity!
- I thought there would be dragons. Not that I'm disappointed. Just...well, yes, I am.
- (insane laugh)
- By the Alchemy! My data readings indicated an impending momentous event, but I didn't expect this!
- Remarkable. A first-hand encounter with the infamous King Thorn himself. To think, if I weren't such a dedicated researcher, I might have missed it. (chuckle)
- A gaudy celebration in which the participants threaten neighbors with obnoxious pranks if they don't cough up treats has nothing to do with honoring the season.
- I do approve of the plethora of goodies available on this holiday.
- Hmm. I'm picking up unusual energy surges. Promising! If this is a Halloween trick gone awry, I'll be disappointed.
- By Rytlock's scorched whiskers, is that Mad King Thorn?
- Well, that was something. Glad I saw it, but I'll tell you what, I won't miss that guy. He's nuts.
- This is interesting, in a hang-on-the-brake-just-failed kind of way.
- I don't normally celebrate Halloween, but this could be fun.
- I have to remember to keep checking my instruments. I keep getting caught up in the festivities.
- Mad King Thorn? The real Mad King Thorn? Is everyone seeing what I'm seeing?
- Incredible. Mad King Thorn in the flesh. Or—I think he was in the flesh. Does that count as flesh?
- Stay calm. I'm merely running some tests.
- How strange! I didn't think energy could gather like this. That is, assuming I'm reading my data right.
- Woo hoo! Mad King Thorn himself! Wow, that's a surprise! This is great!
- That was a lot of fun. Hope he's coming back every year.
- I came here for a scientific study, but this is almost as good as a moot.
- All right, people. Step aside. Priory representative coming through. I'm trying to get some readings, here.
- Science, celebration, a touch of insanity—and death thrown in. This is the best Halloween since the one when we tore the gates off of every animal pen in the stead. I was younger then.
- Is that an apparition? It can't be. Is that the Mad King Thorn I've heard about? He's back?
- It's a relief that's over.
- I suspect that individual is not entirely sane.
- My instruments are behaving peculiarly. I've never gotten readings like this before.
- Is this normal for Halloween here?
- Did you hear that? (laugh) He's hilarious!
- (laugh) I love it!
- (laugh at hilarious joke)
- (laugh) If I laugh any more, my face will sti-stick this way.
- (giggle)
- (snorting laughter)
- Every Halloween, my legionnaire does something to scare me. But this year, I'm scaring her first!
- Watch out! Mad King Thorn'll get you!