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• Pirates Pistol
• Lionguard Longshot Speargun
• "This bow will make quick work of your enemy!"
• Sylvari Long Bow
• "This one's for my favorite experiment: Will it smash?"
  —Brikk
• Brikk's Hammer
• "Don't mind the dings, though my enemies sure minded leaving them."
• Lionguard Scepter
• "It's not stealing if it's for research!"
  —Ket
• LMNRGY-Tron 2.0
• Identification—error. You—are—neither—Marpi—nor—Tork. Greetings—new—user. Please—choose—an—option: 1. receive—an—overview—of—my—functionality, 2. retrieve—stored—data, 3. exit—the—conversation.
• 1. Receive an overview of your functionality.
• 2. Retrieve stored data.
• 3. Exit the conversation.
• Ancient Scepter
• I—am—LMNRGY-Tron—2.0. My—purpose—is—to—assist—in—the—analysis—of—elemental—energy—and—assess—the—feasibility—of—proposed—practical—applications—given—current—data.
• I'd like to return to the main menu.
• Nice to meet you.
• Retrieving—stored—data. Elemental—energy—type: fire. Data—incomplete. Further—research—restricted. Elemental—energy—type: electricity. Data—incomplete. Research: in—progress. Current—project—probability—of—success: 47—percent.
• "Swing with confidence knowing the devastation this mace can produce"
• Durmand Priory Mace
• Seraph-Issue Sword
• "Vollym himself used to dual wield two of these at a time."
  —Johan
• Energy—readings—approaching—maximum. Please—reduce—number—of—test—subjects—to—avoid—overheating.
• They aren't test subjects, you stupid machine. We're under attack!
• Gladiator's Greatsword
• This book is titled, "Techniques for Using and Harnessing Mystical Energy." The pages within are covered with handwritten notes in red ink criticizing the author's suggestions.
• "Triktiki did not steal. Honest!"
  —Triktiki
• Close the book.
• Dagger of Dubious Origin
• "The diagrams on the subsequent pages illustrate my proposal for a large-scale device to convert mystical energy into a form usable by standard megaenergstatic machinery." Someone has "corrected" the diagrams in red ink.
• "These would be great for sabotage, so long as the sabotage involves stabbing."
  —Lightbringer Krentch
• "You can't spell sabotage without P I S T O L. Well, you could. In fact, I just did. But, my point is that it wouldn't be nearly as much fun."
  —Lightbringer Krentch
• The diagrams have been so scribbled over, the original designs are barely visible. Amidst structural corrections and mathematical notes are a few unsavory words about the original author's education.
• "I heard the sand coo at me, so take this, and use it in the sand if you hear the same."
  —Danu
• This appears to be a research journal of some sort.
• "We aren't expert marksmen the moment we awaken."
  —Diantha
• Wyld Hunt Training Bow
• "The heat has hardened these beyond our specifications—which already required them to be quite hardened. "
  —Krewe Apprentice Blork
• "These past few months have been a trial, but no trial cannot be overcome by the great genius Tork! Progress is beginning to pick up. The device I have been constructing is nearly complete and has a high chance of success."
• Magmatic Hammer
• Dysphoric Focus
• "When my success is confirmed, my immediate plan is to drag all of my gadgetry to Rata Sum and show those obstinant simpletons how utterly in error they were! They will regret casting me out and beg for my return."
• Mossy Scepter
• "If there ceases to be a source of pollution, then we can make some headway in reversing its effects."
  —Carmel
• "And when they see that their efforts to stifle my fire elemental research has led me to the much more promising venture of harnessing energy from sparks, they will be doubly dismayed. But I will not rejoin them. Never."
• Whitland Short Bow
• Seraph Soldier Denna
• Seraph Soldier Grant
• It's been over a week since we last had any refugees come through here. I'm not sure whether to be worried or relieved.