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• What have you noticed?
• If you watch them, they do the same thing—tilling away at dead, barren soil with old rotting implements—day and night. Despite the fact that nothing can grow here. It's just what they know to do.
• They never stop?
• Priory Researcher
• Seems like I've been waiting here forever. But if those undead chickens will just leave a clear path to their coops, it'll be worth it.
• Priory Focus
• "There is no trick to being a good hunter, just practice. The more you've eaten, the more you've had to practice. I practice a lot."
  —Ichtaca
• "Made in Twinspur"
• Did ye run aground? Oh, all right. No need to get yer eyepatch in a twist. Let there be light! (laugh)
• A good captain can sail in the blackest of nights.
• How about a little moonlight for navigation?
• Yer survival is subject to me whim! Let's see you outsmart the captain.
• Hey! That's cheating! (chuckle) Yer pirate is showing.
• Ye've come to the final test: Dead Man's Drop! Before I trust ye to share me plunder, ye will have to trust me. Two of these holes lead to instant death, and one will bring ye to me treasure. But how will ye choose? Just remember where ye are, and that will be yer answer.
• Ah, ye weren't me type anyway! Not like me Connie. Well, she weren't exactly me type either, not like me Trista. Now that one could cook, but then she'd go sharin' her biscuits all around town while I was out at sea. There was me Heather. Poor, sweet Heather. Blown overboard in that storm... (wind) (thunder) "Help me...help me...please help me...help me...glub glub..."
• Guard Noopilap
• Quaggan has been getting news of the fighting. Quaggan used to not like to hear about it, but the more news quaggan gets, the more quaggan is interested.
• Tribulation Focus
• That can happen. Good-bye.
• "Though known for their use of sonic weapons, dredge sometimes rely on less sophisticated weaponry."
  —Priory Field Guide to Dredge
• Hmm. Quaggan isn't sure. Quaggan is finding it hard to not become invested. Quaggan believes that war is bad, but now quaggan wants the humans to win. Quaggan is torn.
• Are you going to go help them?
• It can be confusing. See you around.
• No. Part of quaggan would like to, but quaggan's duty is here. Quaggan must guard the villagers. No matter what quaggan believes about humans, quaggan will not abandon her own people.
• That's noble of you. Good-bye.
• Dostoev Hammer
• "Seek knowledge."
  —Bink
• Bink Scepter
• "These can also hold ale."
  —Shengra
• Hello, traveler. Have you come to convince quaggans to help humans fight centaurs? If so, quaggan doesn't want you here. You can leave now. Quaggan is sorry to be rude, but good-bye.
• Hey, you'd better watch how you talk to me.
• That's not why I'm here.
• Fine, then. Good-bye.
• Then quaggan apologizes. But quaggan has to be suspicious of humans who come to Koofooloo, since so many young quaggans have left to help the humans in their stupid war. Oh, no offense! Quaggan apologize again.
• Why don't you approve of the war?
• Understandable.
• If a quaggan is going to fight, it should be for a worthy cause. Dark times have come. Humans and centaurs and quaggans who insist on fighting should fight the coming darkness, not prolong their petty squabbles.
• All right, I see where you're coming from.
• Quaggan is sorry to trouble you, but quaggan needs someone to complain to. Many young quaggans have left Koofooloo to go get killed in a stupid fight! Quaggan is very upset.
• What stupid fight?
• I don't want to listen to you complain. I don't even know you.
• Humans and centaurs on the surface are always, always at war. Quaggan doesn't care about them. It's not a quaggan problem. But young quaggans have gone to help the humans!
• I don't see what's wrong with offering assistance to those who need it.
• Shrengra's Warhorn
• Quaggan is sorry! Please don't be angry at quaggan. So many young quaggans have left to help the humans in their war. Quaggan is worried that more will leave.
• What's wrong with young quaggans offering their help to humans?
• Don't take your frustration out on me.
• Guard Slollilopup
• All of quaggan's friends have left to go fight centaurs. Koofooloo is lonely now.
• Are you going to join them?