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• My business is in tatters, and I'm surrounded by refugees who can't buy my stock. Yeah, my day is looking up.
• You mentioned something about your private stock?
• I...uh. It made sense. She hit everywhere else. It was a matter of time.
• Forget it. What do you have for me?
• Well, good for you. You guessed a city-wide massacre. Now stop lying and stick to selling goods.
• Call me a liar again and I'll pull out your tongue and nail it to my nightstand.
• Marjory, Kasmeer, and I deduced Lion's Arch was going to be the target. We sent a message to Kiel. What was your proof of Scarlet's attack?
• Let's just get to the stocks.
• We managed to relocate some citizens before I off-lined the city's asura gates. At least none of Scarlet's homicidal minions can use the gates to access other cities.
• Got it.
• Anything I can do?
• The Lionguard needs volunteers to find survivors in Lion's Arch. Enter the city with care. Scarlet has covered the city with a deadly gas and a vicious army.
• Okay.
• Seraph Soldier
• Torina Panney
• You made it! Hey, the hero who saved us is here!
• Greetings. Scanning—for—injuries. Results: you—are—in—nominal—health. Diagnosis: you—are—not—yet—dead. Maintain—this—status—for—optimal—existence.
• Ho-Ho-Tron? Is that you?
• Who are you?
• Thanks, I guess.
• Correct—and—incorrect. Ho-Ho-Tron—is—a—former—designation. Current—designation: Heal-o-Tron. Health—tip: consume—fruits—and—vegetables—for—optimal—health—status.
• What are you doing out here?
• Why the name change?
• What do you know about the attack on Lion's Arch?
• Good to know.
• Current—designation: Heal-o-Tron. This—unit—diagnoses—and—treats—illnesses—and—injuries. Current—assignment: assisting—Lionguard—medical—personnel—during—ongoing—disaster.
• I'm on it.
• Current designation? You had other names?
• Do you know anything about the attack on Lion's Arch?
• So, you're a Lionguard golem? A Lion-golem?
• Interesting.
• All right.
• This—unit—is—medically—assisting—the—Lionguard—for—the—duration—of—the—disaster. Health-tip: decapitations—reduce—optimal—health—status.
• You can do that?
• How interesting.
• I get that, but why?
• This—unit—is—no—longer—part—of—Wintersday's—fund-raising. A—new—occupation—required—a—new—designation. Health—tip: stretch—before—rigorous—exercise.
• But why the new name?
• Negative. This—unit—is—not—affiliated—with—Scarlet—or—her—machinations. Why—can't—any—organic—beings—allow—this—data—to—be—processed?
• Someone thinks you're working for Scarlet?
• I can't tell you.
• Correct. This—unit—was—formerly—designated—Job-o-Tron, Hobo-Tron, and—Ho-Ho-Tron. Health—tip: avoid—eating—rotting—corpses.
• So, you're a Lionguard golem?
• Negative. This—unit—is—unaffiliated—with—Scarlet—and—her—current—actions. This—unit—must—counteract—her—violence—to—the—best—of—its—programming.
• Must?
• So, are you a Lionguard golem?
• Negative. Volunteer—status—engaged. This—unit's—current—objective—is—to—show—a—disloyal—state—to—Scarlet. Health—tip: wash—hands—after—genocide.
• Etched Trident Skin[s]
• Good luck with that.
• Right.