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• Wait a minute. I remember you asking Scarlet about being a hench-golem.
• Proximity—does—not—equal—relationship. The—minstrel—and—I—are—forced—to—solicit—donations.
• If it helps you, I'll donate.
• Why?
• Um, clearly—your—memory—is—faulty. Please—refrain—from—repeating—this—error. Especially—around—members—of—the—legal—body—of—Divinity's—Reach.
• Maybe a donation will put you back in their good graces.
• Avoided Mordrem Lobber Attacks
• Funds donated
• Defend the gift dolyak and Ho-Ho-Tron during their delivery.
• Complete the story instance without dying or being hit by Mordrem lobber attacks.
• Donation-drive destination
• Excellent. Now, what shall you donate to the good people of Divinity's Reach?
• Hey, I have this sweater. They need sweaters, right?
• Here's one copper.
• A silver.
• Put this gold to good use.
• Rune[s] of Perplexity
• Rune[s] of the Sunless
• of the Sunless
• Donations for Divinity's Reach? Oh...gods be praised! You! You saved me from Scarlet during the jubilee. Didn't you get my lawyer's summons? I swore you'd be at my trial.
• Sure, I'll make a donation.
• Nope. No summons.
• What's the donation for?
• Oh thank you, dear brother-in-law. Good to know he failed at law just as he flunked out of clown college. At least I'm back to where I started: begging for donations.
• What were you charged with?
• I'll make a donation.
• But at least you're with your old friend, Hobo-Tron.
• A truly noble cause. I am soliciting funds to aid those affected by Scarlet after her attack on Divinity's Reach. I trust I can count on your generosity.
• You mentioned something about a trial? I never heard anything about it.
• Yes, you can. I'll make a donation.
• Aiding and abetting a known criminal, 253 counts of property damage, disturbing the peace, and one count of playing music without a busker's permit. All not my doing...except for the permit.
• How did the trial turn out?
• Sounds gruesome. I'll donate to help Divinity's Reach.
• I have to be going.
• The judges wanted to set an example. They couldn't punish Scarlet, so someone had to take the slap. Now it's me and that golem, begging for relief funds for Divinity's Reach.
• Here, I'll donate.
• Please! Donate to the Divinity's Reach relief fund. There are people suffering there after Scarlet's attack. And I really need the money.
• Wait. Why do you need it?
• I'll donate.
• I don't need it. I am a successful minstrel, after all. No, I've been...tasked by the Divinity's Reach judiciary to raise an allotment of donations.
• Something tells me you're not telling the whole story.
• I'm sold. Take my donation.
• Never mind.
• It was my brother-in-law, the failed clown turned lawyer, who convinced the judge I was too incompetent to commit such a criminal act as aiding Scarlet.
• I suppose that's a defense. Who's Scarlet?
• Let me just make a donation and go.
• Because she kidnapped me and everyone thought I was part of her scheme. Of course, one of the judges was biased. One of Scarlet's automatons skewered his manservant.
• So, why Lion's Arch? Why not solicit donations in Divinity's Reach?
• Here's my donation.
• A slithery sylvari who crashed the Queen's Jubilee, took me hostage, and forced me to play for her. And she endangered everyone, too. But I was found guilty for some reason.