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• This is so embarrassing. I don't want to die covered in glaze.
• So, what did you do today? Oh nothing. Just risked my life firing a stream of magic sugar at vengeful spirit.
• That's very kind of you, Dagdar. Thank you for believing in me.
• What tunnels?
• What do I do once I've freed the captives?
• It's my honor to protect the offshoots of the Pale Tree.
• It's working... Yes! Keep at it. Here's a little more glaze.
• Take that! I meant the prince. Not you. You're doing wonderfully.
• I need support here. Protect the glaze gun. We can't lose it!
• I'm being overwhelmed. Eliminate these royal flunkies!
• Curious. I wonder if the Ghostbore technology would be an asset here.
• Events like these are why I joined the Durmand Priory.
• This will make for some interesting dissertations.
• Well, if it isn't the intrepid investigator from Dragon Bash.
• You made it! We dealt with the Mad King last year, so I figured you would be ideal for this bizarre event.
• (groan)
• I have an...unorthodox idea. Binge on candy corn, and give the prince a royal welcome.
• Testing...testing. Hello. Can you hear me? Good.
• The candy corn we used on the Bloody Prince seemed to daze him, but we need more. We'll need a living candy corn elemental.
• And it won't be easy. You'll need to traverse the Mad Realm and face challenges both within and without that chaotic plane.
• Best the challenges, and you'll obtain the elemental. Once you get it, bring it back to me.
• Its essence will allow us to put that bloodthirsty brat back in his box.
• And be careful. There's no telling what either the Mad King or the Bloody Prince have in store for you.
• Fascinating. I'm reading conflicting energy patterns from the Mad Realm.
• It's like two weather patterns colliding and firing lightning everywhere.
• One energy pattern belongs to the Bloody Prince. Assuming he's going after his father, the other has to be the Mad King.
• This must be what a war between two powerful spirit energies looks like.
• We can't let that rage spill over to our world. Please, hurry and gather that special candy corn elemental.
• Can you imagine how utterly insane that family was? I'm an expert on the Thorns, and this new information shocks me!
• Executions, deadly pranks, beheadings. And now a bloodthirsty son who was starved to death as a punishment.
• Just when you think you know history. Makes my progenitors seem normal by comparison.
• How interesting. I'm seeing a marked decrease in candy corn deposits in the world. I wonder if the Bloody Prince is involved.
• I can't express my gratitude for your fortitude, your resourcefulness, and your good humor at being covered in gallons of candy glaze.
• I will do my best, Mother Tree.
• What can you tell me about Zhaitan?
• You've admirably served the interests of both heroism and academia. Thanks to you, we discovered a whole new chapter of the Mad King's life.
• I am glad to meet you, Mother.
• Of course, now we have the Bloody Prince to contend with. And more worrisome, I can't confirm the new seal's durability.
• And if he breaks free, we have to be ready for his aggression. Take care, and stay safe.
• Mad King Thorn
• Son, it's so wonderful to see you again. Did you lose weight? Of course you did. I starved you to death.
• And they have one less leader. That should give your commander enough time to strength your position here.
• Then I wish you luck.
• We stopped the Flame Legion for now. But like stream of water encountering a rock, they will flow around it and re-form. This thread of blood and corpses...I don't see an end.
• You've taken the tribune's chamber. At the end of the day, they're still back on their heels.
• Keep fighting and victory will be yours.
• Are you so snide in the face of death? Here, in this burned place, all I see is this war continuing ever on. They will keep marching leaders at us, and we will give them blades.
• Then forge blades faster then they make zealots! And wield them without mercy or crying.
• Either be ready to fight or be ready to die! Keep your whining to yourself.
• I've been ordered to return with the tribune's head. I've heard the commander wanted to mount the head on a pike to scare the Flame Legion.