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• I'll handle it.
• Protect Suwash from the pirate onslaught.
• Get up there and destroy it before it damages the apparatus! Please and thank you and cherries! Now, go!
• All right.
• Suwash
• Glitch! I overcalibrated the charr toys' aggression gamut, and they're attacking the gift-giving apparatus. Its destruction would ruin Wintersday!
• Ram Balloon
• Of course! My toys' advanced programming makes them capable of mischief. Or in this case, mayhem. They need to be dealt with, and fast!
• Greetings, celebrator of Wintersday! Welcome to my aerial lab! Toxx is around here somewhere. If you need anything, let her know.
• Toxx?
• Will do.
• Captain Jetsam has been defeated. The newly appointed Captain Suwash has declared Jetsam Isle safe for exploration.
• Toxx is my golem and my dearest creation. I designed her myself. Her particular circuitry has never been attempted before, but I'm confident my design is solid.
• In a last attempt to retain control of the Jetsam Pirates, Jetsam has ordered his followers to attack Suwash.
• What's all this machinery?
• I'm sure.
• That's for toy production, of course. This is a toy workshop. What, did you expect me to handcraft each of the hundreds of toys we produce every day?
• What sort of toys do you make?
• Suwash has been driven into hiding after failing to overthrow Captain Jetsam and join the Jetsam Pirates.
• Many sorts. I like to adapt my creations to local designs—not simply in concept, but in materials and style as well. My machines are quite versatile.
• I am at your disposal, friend.
• So, you travel a lot?
• Yes, when it's appropriate. Normally, my lab is docked in an undisclosed location. But if I need to travel for a special event like this one, I can simply move the entire lab.
• Speak to a snowman to begin playing.
• Hold on. Won't something follows us through the teleporter?
• Free Play
• Consortium Beverage Vendor
• Consortium Hospitality Specialist
• Consortium Refreshment Vendor
• Flimsy Consortium Barrel
• Search
• We're alive, and that's what matters.
• Consortium Crate
• Mighty Infusion[s]
• Double-click to apply to an unused infusion slot.
• Versatile Mighty Infusion[s]
• Snow Machine
• If you'll follow me, please.
• Where's the thrill from jumping in a magic hole? Where's the fiery escape? Where's the mad scramble to avoid being trapped forever?
• This way. Trust me. I'm a leader.
• I guess there are things to be learned—as a soldier—from visiting a toymaker in a flying airship. Like, airship design. Or how not to lead a team.
• Maybe.
• Look who's here.
• At his current trajectory, and assuming he sticks to his schedule, Lion's Arch.
• Thanks.
• At his current trajectory, and assuming he sticks to his schedule, the Black Citadel.
• Won't something follow us through the teleporter?
• The important thing is we're not getting trapped here. Good-bye.
• Not a chance. I wired explosives to it. We go through, it goes off. Simple as that.
• At his current trajectory, and assuming he sticks to his schedule, Hoelbrak.