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- They've built nests all over the helm, and our pilot's throwing a fit. I have other things to organize, so would you mind lending a hand?
- List—of—functions: Toy—production—assistance. Toy—delivery—assistance. Toy—liberation—assistance. Comprehensive—protocols—included—for—holiday—greetings—and—etiquette.
- Wait—"toy liberation assistance"?
- Interesting.
- Right, then.
- I've got to go.
- I'm done talking to you.
- Actually, I don't want to know.
- Some Say It's Your Specialty
- Yeah, me too.
- What do you do on the ship?
- I won't.
- Do you like it?
- Interesting.
- Good point.
- What is that value?
- Bagh Nakh
- Snaff's Gyre
- Marriner's Compass (Infused)
- Seal of the Khan-Ur (Infused)
- Mellaggan's Whorl (Infused)
- Bagh Nakh (Infused)
- Yakkington's Ring (Infused)
- Snaff's Gyre (Infused)
- +32 Power +18 Toughness +18 Vitality +5%% Magic Find
- +32 Condition Damage +18 Precision +18 Toughness
- This piece of parchment contains calculations that appear to be done by Scarlet's hand. She was trying to track how much weight her steam creatures could carry.
- Sheet of Paper
- +10%% Magic Find +18 Precision +18 Power
- +5 Vitality +5 Agony Resistance
- +5 Toughness +5 Agony Resistance
- Unused %str1% Infusion Slot
- Control Console
- I beg you. Would you be so kind as to discourage the princesses from riding the "ponies"?
- What do you mean "ponies"?
- Why do we need to prevent this?
- Will do.
- The princess dolls love to ride the Ventari toys, which they have deemed "ponies." Unfortunately, they tend to break them.
- Hmm, I'll think about it.
- Things have been escalating, resulting in a greater number of Ventari toys destroyed. This puts us even further behind schedule! We simply can't afford it.
- Aren't you asking us to break toys?
- Well, yes. But this will send a message to the princess dolls that we will not tolerate this behavior. It will hopefully help put a stop to the fighting.
- Okay.
- Those pesky rodents have returned. Quickly, exterminate them all! Ah—the skritt, that is. Not the princess dolls.
- What do they want now?
- Happy to assist.
- They're after that treasure you gave the princesses. The poor dolls don't stand a chance against incisors of that magnitude.
- I'm on it.
- Accuracy occasionally comes at a price. I've made the princess dolls too realistic, and now they're on the verge of throwing tantrums like spoiled brats.
- What can we do?