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- Tell me, you pancretin, what drives the Eternal Alchemy.
- Time to test that noggin of yours.
- Let's see how smart you are. What am I?
- Don't hit my noggin! No bamming allowed.
- No bamming. Just answer this question. How do you spell "dragon"?
- How do you spell "dragon"?
- Answer. Not repeat. Tell me how you spell "dragon".
- The Mad King has made an appearance in Lion's Arch. Do you know what this means?
- Let's try something different. If there are two dragons here, and two on the way, how—
- Gibberish! Gibberish! Ack!
- Hm. What magical force radiates enigmodic waves?
- You scare me. You scare me big. Shoo!
- Okay, an easy one then. How many zigoneutrons fit in a magilectron?
- I'm sensing a trend here.
- Aiiiiieeeeeee!
- A flower!
- No. I'm not. What am I?
- No, what?
- No. Now, try again. What am I? Think this time.
- Not interested.
- Ummmm...an angry flower?
- Aaargh!
- What? What? Very busy. Busy standing.
- Let's test your intelligence quotient. Say I want to find the square root of 36—
- I hope you're smarter than you smell. What direction am I facing right now?
- Hello, I'm %str1% and I'm going to test your IQ. Tell me, how old are you?
- Um...that way. See? Smart. Very smart.
- (growl) Okay, what's the name of the internal organ just below the esophagus?
- Easy! Tree!
- Tree? Tree! (ROAR) And I'm about to show you mine...from the inside!
- You're still smarter than you smell.
- "Want to find...uh, roots...dirty sticks..." There, done.
- How do I know you're not just feigning imbecility to invalidate my data?
- I, um...I...oh, no! You seen my fingers? Think. Think. Think. What was last place I remember seeing them? Nose? No, not there.
- Okay, I see no reason to move on to these questions about metaphysics, then.
- Um, oh...need a hint. No! Wait! Wait! How about...no, not it either...Um...easier question.
- It doesn't get much easier than that but how about "What's your name?"
- Uh, ummmm...still too hard. Easier!
- Okay, I'm just wasting my time here, aren't I?
- Ooooo, hardest one yet.
- I'm going to jot down here for IQ...none discernible.
- Ahhh! Not more questions. Why? Why? Did questions yesterday.
- Because we have to monitor you lab skritts. Now, question number one—
- Let's say apples cost 10 coins each and I have 60 coins in my pocket—
- Shinies! Shinies in pocket! Give me shinies in pocket! Shinies! Give give.
- We'll try something different. Dolyak A leaves the Muridian Uplands heading east—
- Shinies! Shinies in pocket! Give me shinies! Pocket shinies! Shinies, shinies, shinies, shinies!
- I don't have any shinies in my pocket! None! Zero! Zilch!
- Ooooh, Then, no apples.
- This is probably a good time to take a break.