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• I've always had a near-crippling fear of ettins. After much deliberation, I've decide the only cure is to understand them better through living with them.
• That's brave of you. And foolish.
• Of course not! How could you suggest such a thing? I'm no mindless brute who seeks to destroy whatever he doesn't understand. That solves nothing.
• Summon your trusty pet parrot to accompany you for a time.
• That was my best idea. Good luck.
• Call Parrot
• Build a cannon.
• Build Cannon
• Lucky thing you showed up when you did. I'm not sure we could have handled Ignius without you.
• Beseech the Mad King to tell the villagers what to do.
• What was that thing?
• Arundon Pistol
• Deals damage unless a heat source is found. Stacking.
• Hey, there. Name's Griss. Can I help you with something?
• Costume Brawl Skill
• Hi, Griss. What do you do around here?
• No, I'm good.
• You certainly are nosy. So, I was digging in my garden, and I uncovered a Stone Summit artifact. There was a massive energy release. It took me two years to recover from my injuries.
• Fireball
• Thanks for telling me.
• You're lucky your name carries weight, or we'd be having a problem. So, maybe I'm as much...adventurer...as I am farmer. You might say I retired.
• Attack
• You're hiding something. Spit it out, or you'll be sorry.
• Attack
• I'm kinda between farms, right now. It's a bit of a touchy subject, okay? Why don't you move along.
• Attack
• Between farms?
• Okay, sorry.
• Oh, I'm a farmer. Yup, been a farmer for a long time, now. Sure is a nice, relaxing job. How about you?
• Maul
• Costume Brawl Skill
• I'm just—wait, a farmer? There are farms around here?
• Just a traveler. Good-bye.
• Okay, maybe I'm only half retired. Spent most of my life disposing of Stone Summit artifacts, until an accident nearly killed me. I still consult from time to time, as needed.
• Foes Remaining
• "I've seen enough battles to know when to use this and when to use diplomacy."
  —Tactician Sebastian
• Protective Swoop
• Ignius? A demon. The Stone Summit bound him to that relic ages ago. Unfortunately, we had to release him in order to destroy the relic. I knocked the wind out of him, but he still put up a good fight.
• Special Attack
• Play
• Web
• Throw Bottle
• Immune to frostbite.
• Pirates. Hard to believe. Thanks for the help. That sure was some adventure, wasn't it?
• Hold down to charge at foes.
• What are you doing out here?
• Why are you interested in dwarven relics?
• Spinning Assault
• Hello, what can I do for you?
• Call of the Brawl