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- I like sylvari, but I've heard their bark is worse than their bite.
- I ran into an ogre the other day. He was hideous, reeked of death, and drooled. (pause) I almost didn't notice he was undead.
- When is a norn like an asura? (pause) When the asura has his beer goggles on!
- I told an Inquest agent I'd kill him if he didn't hand over his skritt prisoner, and he said, "I don't give a skritt."
- I almost joined Destiny's Edge, but when they said they planned to "kill a dragon," I thought they said "fill a wagon," so I slipped out the back.
- Some say asura have no sense of humor. I say any race that invented "quincunx spigots" must have a sense of humor.
- This costume itches. I don't know which would be worse, being stuck in the Mad King's Realm or being stuck in his underwear. Wait a minute, that didn't come out right.
- I know a norn who made his legend by belching the alphabet. (burp!)
- I once met a norn so stubborn, I was sure he followed the spirit of Jackass.
- Sometimes I wonder things. Like, do charr get hairballs?
- (cackling laughter)
- (evil laughter)
- (cackling laughter)
- (evil laughter)
- Why do norn "Become the bear"? (pause) Because "Become the arrogant loudmouth" was already taken by the asura.
- When is a thief neither right- nor left-handed? (pause) When he's caught red-handed!
- How do you mend a jack-o-lantern? (pause) With a pumpkin patch!
- Why can't Orrians control their armies? (pause) Because they keep falling out of their sleevies!
- How do you know when a charr likes you? (pause) He asks for seconds.
- What does a king do when he burps? (pause) He issues a royal pardon.
- What's the difference between someone who doesn't laugh at my jokes and a corpse? (pause) I don't know either!
- How many asura does it take to screw in a fuse? Three: one to screw it in and two to tell him how they'd have done it better.
- What's the difference between a norn and an asura? (pause) About six feet.
- Why do asura have such big ears? (pause) All the better to hear the screams of their test subjects.
- When is a quaggan like a chicken? (pause) When it has flown the cooOOOoop.
- When is a human like a charr? (pause) Never!
- When a sylvari trims her toenails, can you root the clippings in water?
- A hylek once invited me to dinner at the last minute, but I told him, "I don't eat on the fly."
- Where are you bringing the crates?
- If charr were civilized, they'd be human.
- Mother says I have a good head on my shoulders; she says I'm bright. Today, for the first time, I prove her right.
- I just overcharged an asura. Good thing she was really dumb. (pause) What?
- Sometimes I wonder things. Like, are sylvari ever tempted to make hedge animals of themselves?
- Sometimes I wonder things. Like, do norn need step ladders to reach their fancy dishes?
- Jackdaw Kidnapper
- Jackdaw Kidnapper
- Jackdaw Kidnapper
- Fire a quick shot in an evasive retreat. Gain swiftness if the shot hits. This can be used while retreating.
- Quick Shot
- Toys—are—people—too.
- Random Conditions
- Recording—response: "Raider."
- Toys! Surround—me!
- Jackdaw Kidnappers
- Defeat the pirate captain.
- Champion Jackdaw Captain
- I—clink, therefore—I...
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