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• Oh, great. Another tourist. Joyous day. What do you want? The castles up there and there are elementals everywhere. If you're looking for a guided tour, ask someone else.
• I just wanted to say hello.
• I'll just leave you be.
• Oh, I'm sorry. I know that was rude of me. I just get so tired of all of the visitors, staring at us and asking stupid questions. I live here! This is my home! I'm not here to entertain you.
• You don't like the attention?
• I love attention! But people should bug me because they're interested in me, not because they want the history of some building I've never been in. That's why I want to go join the fair in Divinity's Reach.
• Hello. You're a newcomer to Garenhoff, I can tell. We get a lot of visitors. We're quite the popular little town.
• Your friend there doesn't seem to like visitors.
• Can you tell me about the upgrades you can order?
• I love it. It's like something out of a children's story, with the kindly wizard watching over the sleepy little village and sending his magical minions to help out with day-to-day chores.
• I think your friend disagrees.
• Don't listen to Luesy. She complains a lot, but it's a ruse. Every week she comes up with a new plan to leave and start some new, extravagant life. This week, it's the carnival. She just wants to be noticed.
• What do you think of Garenhoff?
• Under Attack
• Retrieve the Very Old Energy Detector (VOED).
• Scans the area for Very Old Energy.
• Scan Area
• Done.
• Bottomless Stomach Soldier
• Thank you for asking. My legs are good today discomfortwise, but I can't get complacent: my mobility is capricious, changing from one hour to the next. Luckily, Scruffy is always standing by.
• Ahem. First thing Scarlet did was combine dredge and Flame Legion as the Molten Alliance. They leveled whole villages, took dozens of captives, and drove hundreds from their homes.
• Right.
• +50 toughness.
• Go on.
• That's all for now. Thanks.
• Thanks for the information.
• "Enemies of the state flee before the sight of anyone wearing this."
  —Goran
• I see. Good day.
• This is supposed to be "the town" to visit for vacation. Doesn't seem all that special to me. There's the castle, but apparently we can't go inside. Elementals are everywhere, but elementals are always everywhere.
• Next she had her Aetherblade pirates assassinate a member of the Captain's Council during Dragon Bash. The idea was to create a vacancy that she could fill with one of her minions.
• Then she hijacked the Queen's Jubilee in Divinity's Reach and turned the watchknights into her own mechanical shock troops.
• Thanks, I will.
• Will do.
• She also tried to kill the queen, stripped a foppish nobleman down to his undies, and threw him in a big cauldron.
• She converted a Nightmare Court arbor into an Aetherblade ship factory, and then she got the krait to work with the Nightmare Court.
• Right.
• I need a moment to marshal my words.
• Seems like a nice place to relax.
• Quarryside, near Kessex Haven. I wanted to go somewhere exotic, maybe visit an asuran city or sylvari woods. But we can't afford to go much further than this. And Dillon had to come see the elementals.
• This Toxic Alliance raised a huge plant tower in Kessex Hills to manufacture a debilitating hallucinogen. It made people's worst fears and memories seem to come to life. Very nasty stuff.
• She unleashed the giant marionette—I was there for that part—and roused a three-headed jungle wurm. That's when we realized she was looking for ley lines, specifically the one under Lion's Arch.
• A moment, please. I must marshal my words.
• I need a moment to gather my words.
• So she hit the Arch with everything she had. The city was almost destroyed and had to be evacuated.
• But a brave band of heroes was there to stop her. They didn't include me, even though I helped figure out the ley line stuff.
• A moment, please. I must marshal my words.
• No argument here.
• Try to enjoy your stay.
• Can you believe this place? I can't wait to go on a tour. And there are so many souvenirs!
• Her attack roused something. Everybody heard that awful noise after Scarlet fell. We just don't know what made it.