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• WAVE!
• Say YES!
• It's Mad King Thorn Day in Lion's Arch. Stay clear of the area if you don't want to be assaulted by insidious pranks and terrible jokes.
• Paranormal events are occurring throughout Kryta. Magister Tassi has been assigned to investigate this in Lion's Arch.
• Lunatic Courtiers have been spotted in Queensdale, Kessex Hills, and Gendarran Fields. There is also a severe paranormal disturbance in the Grand Piazza.
• The Mad King is threatening to burst through a portal in the Grand Piazza.
• 7%% Magic Find
• Bank
• Trading Post
• Free candy! Yay!
• TREASURE!
• Stop. Now.
• Yeah, hey there.
• Gold
• Samson
• It's an energy smorgasbord out here. The Priory has been mobilized since the word "boo." With Halloween on our doorstep, Kryta is positively rife with spectral spottings.
• I'm a member of the Durmand Priory. How can I help?
• I'd love to help out. Tell me how.
• Not interested right now.
• Phantom-tastic! Ha, right. So, our scholars were on the verge of a miraculous find: the actual biography of the Mad King himself! Unfortunately, there were several key details left out.
• That is exciting. What do you plan to do?
• I was actually joking about the whole helping out part.
• We've co-opted a bit of archived tech that scans for very old energy. With our upgrades, the device now scans four categories of "oldness": water, gas, solids, and ether.
• The VOED? My krewe invented that.
• So I use this scanner to find bits of his life story and report back?
• -6%% Incoming Stun Duration
• Too complicated for me.
• Yes. Yes I would.
• Indeed! Let me toss you a bird with more information and your very own scanner. We're missing six key moments from the Mad King's life. Report back when you've found them all!
• This is going to be fun.
• Perhaps later. I'll check back.
• Me, Os, and Ewan had a secret hiding place down here. I used to train with the Thorn brothers. I liked Ewan best, but Os could be funny sometimes. If only he hadn't fled that day in the sewers.
• That story never gets old.
• I have no candy to give.
• What happened?
• Sounds rough. See you around.
• No time for talking to ghosts.
• Ewan was sick, so Os and I went looking for trouble, just the two of us. It was fun until a giant wurm latched onto me, and Os didn't even draw his sword. He just ran.
• Thank you for your story. I'll make a record of it.
• I used to think the sewers were creepy, but I've made friends down here now. Mostly fish.
• The griddle's fired up. I just hope I have enough eggs to feed everyone.
• I'm not interested. Good luck.
• Want an omelet? You'd better get cracking! Those swarming critters or their nests, that is, not the eggs. I'll handle those.
• Ugh, some "heroes." If they would've killed Scarlet before she got to Lion's Arch, we might still have a city.
• Hey, you! Yeah, you, ya mangy, salad-eating freak. What do you want?
• You're at my table, skritt-brains. Clear out.
• Nothing. Just wanted a reminder of what happens when you drink too much.
• Ugh...you hit hard, soldier. Like...a tank. Or an angry marmox...driving a tank. This is the worst birthday ever.
• Now you're older AND wiser.
• I'll be going now.