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• Hearty Caretaker's Staff
• Magister Gavin
• The dredge may have occupied Fridgardr and Firebase Molek, but they'll take this monastery over my dead body!
• Great merciful gods! We are all that stands between chaos and order! We will not budge. Do you hear me?
• The Durmand Priory does not bend lightly. The knowledge housed in these walls must be defended at all cost!
• What a glorious victory, my friends. I am beside myself with joy.
• Fight them off! I came here for a cow race, not to fight wurms.
• Maybe if you didn't hang around here all the time eating, we'd have more to go around. I have an idea: why don't you go out on a little solo scouting mission?
• Let's make a show of gratitude to our guests for their brave assistance!
• Take 'em out quickly before any more pop up!
• Look who's here. You ready to lose again?
• Don't count on it. Miss Moo is going to run laps around your overweight hunk of meat. Seriously, what do you feed her?
• Hah! You really think I would tell you that?
• Fine. Let's just start the race.
• Are you ready for another race? Or are you still buried under the shame from your last loss? Hm?
• Hmph. We're ready. Just make sure you keep your eyes open.
• You're not going to believe how fast my Chestnut has gotten.
• That's all of 'em. We can finally get started.
• Everyone gather around! We're going to do a training lap before we start the real race!
• Put on a cow disguise and demonstrate techniques to the cows.
• Group exercises completed
• Practice Dummy
• Cow Disguises
• Destroy the Risen fortifications to capture the Seal of Union.
• Risen Fortification
• Me warned you! Now you die!
• I guess so.
• Defeat %num2% enemies in Bar Brawl.
• Zojja
• Fools. You will never defeat Lord Gaheron!
• Poison Cloud
• Tentacle Thrash
• Tentacles
• Punch
• The murderous cold inside the cave preserves the ale. Also, it's a labryinth full of ice wurms—that tends to keep the drunks away.
• Young Earth Elemental[s]
• Elder Earth Elemental[s]
• Quatt
• Billy Gliss
• Seraph Soldier Felix
• It's been weeks, and we're still stuck in this miserable labyrinth. But the treasure is near—it has to be! If we keep going, we're bound to find it.
• Sounds like a terrible place.
• Oh my, yes. That's why I've got my sons, Bodir and Modir, on the job. It's magnificent of you to help them.
• There's no end to the monsters here. Minotaurs, trolls, drakes—if the maze doesn't kill us, the beasts will. But we need to hold out. We're close...so close.
• The coals are still warm.
• If you say so.
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