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• It's all true. Good-bye.
• This container was designed for oozenarius iccthisius, the local ooze species and preferred test subject of this lab.
• The tank is full now.
• You're volunteering? My associates are to the east, collecting fire opals in Wildflames Caverns to power our cannon.
• I'm not signing up for anything.
• Once our prototype cannon is operational, Incinergen's golem will be unstoppable in the arena.
• I have another prototype of the Turboflux Charrzooka if you need it.
• Glad to hear it. Hurry along!
• Our lab is cluttered up with spare golem parts. Interested in taking any of them off our hands?
• Sure. Let's see what you have.
• I may as well lie down right here and die. Takka's furious. I can't go back to the lab. She's going to bifurcate me! You have to help me.
• I'll help. Tell me what I need to do.
• No time! You'll have to do it yourself.
• Some toxic oozes have escaped from the PR&T Esoterics Lab. If you wear them down, you can pick them up and run them back to the lab for containment.
• I must learn the why and wherefore of skritt intellect. For this experiment, our targets are loner skritt. Their IQs are low enough that I can manipulate them into coming with us.
• Come on along. We're en route to the Serpentwind on an expedition to collect skritt test subjects. I need them for an experiment that's going to change the world.
• I'm in.
• Intriguing! Tell me. Do these skritt seem more intelligent than before? What do you think? I think we're on the verge of a breakthrough!
• Fuliginous flibbertigibbets! These skritt have evolved beyond this lab's ability to contain them. Clear them out before they destroy the data I've worked so hard to collect!
• We've proven that individual skritt are naturally dull-witted. However, group them together, and their intelligence quotient increases exponentially. I'm completely fascinated by this. I've made it the focal point of my research.
• What's your goal?
• It could only be an improvement. Good-bye.
• I intend to find the whys and wherefores of their changing intelligence. They'll never surpass our intelligence, but a clever researcher—such as yours truly—could replicate the effect. Imagine what I could accomplish if I increased my own intelligence!
• I see. Good luck with your research.
• I hate this place. The sooner we get out of here, the better. Help us find a few loner skritt, will you?
• Here we go again, back to the Serpentwind for more skritt. Yerkk's experiment is such a waste of time!
• Careful! He might hear you.
• This skritt experiment is a waste of my talent. It's depressing to think of all the things I could be working on, like magical explosions!
• Those skritt are going to tear up the lab! We need to get them out of there, now!
• I hate skritt. I wish Yerkk would lose interest in them already. Who cares how smart they get. They'll never be as brilliant as we are.
• What does Yerkk hope to learn?
• I suspect that Yerkk wants to find a way to increase his own intelligence. If he can figure out why the size of the population equates to the size of their IQs, maybe he can bottle it.
• A worthy goal. I'll see you later.
• Hello! You're %str1%, aren't you? I know how busy you must be, but let me tell you about my krewe. I'm part of the Brill Alliance krewe. It's one of a kind.
• I'm curious. Tell me more.
• I have no time for this. Good-bye.
• My krewe has entered the Serpentwind in search of skritt test subjects. I'm here to enlist backup. Would you care to assist?
• Sure. Point the way.
• The Serpentwind cave entrance is southeast of here, just up the hill. Go quickly.
• Our experiment on skritt intelligence went too well. They became so brilliant that they took control of the lab. Annoying—albeit intelligent—pests, they are.
• I think I can help.
• I'm afraid I have other responsibilities.
• Thank you. The lab is right behind me. Follow your compass north.
• We are doing exciting experiments on skritt. We've discovered a connection between the number of skritt in proximity to one another and their intelligence quotient. We suspect there's a hive mind element to it.
• I'll remember that.
• That's all I need to know. Good-bye.
• I'm breaking my confidentiality clause, but for you, I'll make an exception. The skritt, you see, are dumb as rocks when alone. Get a few of them together, and they could outsmart a cat. We're increasing the sample each time.
• Good luck. I'll see you around.
• These Inquest monkeys are planning to use us for their evil experimentation. You can't let that happen! That control node over there keeps the cell up. Destroy it, and I'll be free!
• Oh dear, oh dear! We have to despoil these research pods and foil the Inquest's evil plans. Quickly! Destroy every last research pod!