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• Little man, I'm a warrior. I'll guard your offspring, but I will not do your chores.
• Oh, quiet. You signed the contract. Or, should I tell your brethren you're an oath-breaker?
• Done with the wood! Now what?
• Now, we hide from your mother.
• Yoo hoo!
• What is it this time? Did you drop your eyeglasses into the slop pile again?
• No, no, oh no! I did notice, though, that we're getting low on firewood in the mansion. Could you chop some? Good.
• I'm not a servant.
• Of course not! You're family! And family helps each other. We can do it together, okay? I'll help!
• Husband! I got my breakfast preparinator working. At least, the toast and bacon part. I've still got a few kinks in the egg functionality.
• That's nice, dear.
• C'mon! It'll be fun. You can be a pirate, and I'll be a Lionguard. I'll kill you and take all your gold for the queen.
• And then we'll switch, okay? And I'll kill you and take all your gold for my pirate captain! What do you think?
• I don't think so.
• I wouldn't have to go to bed if I were a pirate!
• You're not a pirate. You're a pipsqueak. And that means it's time for bed.
• I never get to have any fun!
• Oh, don't be such a spoil sport. Let her stay up if she wants to.
• Yay!
• All clear on this end. The boss is inside.
• Probably putting his feet up and drinking a brew.
• I look at this gorgeous mansion and hate that I'm the one guarding it, not enjoying it.
• Makes you hot under the collar, hm?
• I figure I must be doing something wrong.
• You and me both.
• This wealth is wasted on you, Broga.
• Isn't that what wealth is for? Wasting?
• You're a waste.
• What?
• Nothing.
• Why does Wrelk hate me?
• Don't be silly. Wrelk doesn't hate you. You're his brother-in-law.
• He thinks I'm beneath him. I can tell by the way he looks at me.
• Did you see where I put my market shopping list?
• What are we going to do, dear? Our poor little Mipp is out there with those terrible ruffians.
• Don't worry. Her guard is the best money can buy. He'll return her safe and sound.
• That's true. He is extremely expensive. But, if he gets our little Mipp back, he'll be worth every coin.
• Ah, a visitor! Welcome to my home. It's one of the truly scenic jewels of the area, if I do say so myself. Have you come from Lion's Arch?
• The man outside mentioned a ransom? Is something wrong?
• Quite stunning. You must have spent a small fortune on it.
• Lion's Arch? Does it matter?
• Thank you for the warm welcome.
• Of course! A place like this doesn't pay for itself. But, for people like me, money is really no object. Have you come from Lion's Arch?
• Does it matter if I came from Lion's Arch or not?
• I see that. Good talking with you.
• You heard about that, did you? It's my daughter. She was kidnapped by pirates, but not to fret! Her bodyguard has gone to retrieve her. Although, he has been absent for some time. I do hope it's going all right.
• Why don't you pay the ransom?
• I think I'll go check on the status of that rescue.
• What's going on here?
• That just encourages them. Stealing this, ransoming that—if I paid, there would be no end to it! The most logical tactic is to send capable employees after one's missing belongings.