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- I hate cute. I'll just excuse myself.
- Likely because they're just animals that don't know any better. Or they enjoy my moa call. Or maybe the food here is delicious. I don't care, really, but I'm glad they do.
- So what makes these moas special?
- What's this special training you mentioned?
- Well, sounds like you've got this covered. Bye.
- Through the advanced regimen of behavioral demonstration, positive reinforcement, and group competitiveness I brilliantly designed, I'll teach these birds to dance on a professional level.
- Explain again why you're training tiny moas to dance?
- Must be quite a show. Maybe I'll see it sometime.
- Polyluminescent Undulating Refractor[s] (Black)
- Hold Heartwood Pass Camp.
- Centaur waves defeated
- Centaur waves defeated
- Heartwood Pass Camp Lost
- Lieutenant, centaurs approach! Sounds like from the east, like you said.
- Stand fast! We can't lose this camp.
- You think that was their whole force? That was just a raiding party. Repair the defenses and prepare for another attack.
- Many a mighty beast has succumbed to my might.
- That reminds me. Did I tell you my wife is pregnant?
- How does that remind you of your wife?
- They called me "bug hunter" when I was a kid.
- Oh-ho! Big man.
- We should go hunt us some centaurs.
- They in season?
- They're always in season. There's a war on.
- I need a new leather blanket before the baby comes.
- So go hunt up a deer or a nice wolf. Fur blankets are always good.
- I've tried. All the fighting has the animals spooked.
- You don't think you could... Nah. That wouldn't be right, would it?
- This lodge needs more killing.
- More gutting, too.
- My wife is pregnant.
- Again?
- I almost have enough skins to make a coat and shoes for the wife.
- I'm saving mine for the baby.
- Skins are good.
- Must check on the warehouse later.
- Yes.
- I'm a woodcutter, and I'm all right.
- Do you sleep good at night?
- When I work all day, I sleep all night.
- Ever notice how people are like carpenter fish? Or gulper fish. People are like those, too.
- Really? Okay, I'll bite. Why are people like fish?
- Well, they eat and sleep, and then eat and sleep again. It's an amazing similarity.
- I need a drink. There's wood to be cut.
- ♪Chop, chop, chop. Don't stop, even if you drop!♪
- Woo!
- I need something to take out some centaurs. I got quotas.
- You could outfit your woodcutters with charr projectile weapons.
- Nah. Think bigger. Put that huge asura brain of yours to work.
- No. For the last time, I am not providing you with any golems.