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• Hey, if that mercenary wants to start trouble, he'll get it. We'll shed some blood, all right.
• When I was a kid, the worst we ever did was tip cattle.
• Heh. When I was a kid, we never had cattle. We didn't even have pigs.
• It wasn't like it is now, with all the killing. Disgraceful.
• I've had it.
• Don't tell me...
• Mmm hmm.
• That snake!
• Whatsa matter? Can't keep up with the big boys?
• I think I'm full up to my eyeballs.
• You seein' double?
• Only if you're buying another round.
• I think you're smarter after you've had a few.
• Barkeep! Another round of "intelligence potion"!
• What's she done for us lately?
• Who? The queen?
• Nothing, that's what. At least the minister knows how to throw a good party.
• Watch your mouth. If it weren't for Her Majesty, this city'd be a centaur haven.
• Honey...
• I am sick and tired of people blaming everything on her. I should know. I was Seraph!
• And here you are now, drunk and belligerent, talking nonsense. Take your queen, lick-boots. Leave our city in the good hands of Minister Caudecus.
• You wanna talk politics? Maybe I should introduce you to the Pugilism Party. C'mon!
• Your turn to buy.
• Same brew, or you want somethin' different?
• I don't care. As long as it's strong and cold.
• Like your mother?
• Everyone, raise your mugs in honor of Minister Caudecus!
• To the minister!
• May he live a long and healthy life!
• And long may he host the best festivals in the city!
• To Caudecus!
• To Caudecus!
• To Caudecus!
• Aren't you supposed to be on patrol?
• Duty calls. Don't forget to pay the barkeep.
• There goes one of Divinity's finest.
• That hit the spot.
• Rough day?
• Don't ask.
• What troubles you?
• My crops are failing. My cows aren't giving milk. My children are starving!
• War is hardest on the gentlest souls.
• Melandru has felt your hand in the soil. Tend your land. As the seasons change, so will your fate.
• Hello.
• Where does the ministry convene?
• City center. You can't miss it.
• Thanks.
• Don't disturb the ministry during proceedings. Anyone caught disrupting politics will be publicly flogged.
• Just kidding. Minister Caudecus outlawed flogging months ago.
• Uh...