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• Do what you want. I've given up on this fool's errand.
• Fine. I'll sort out this mess.
• Well, you've given me hope. And hey, at least they haven't all killed each other yet.
• At least there's that.
• You look new. Welcome to the Penzan Privateers. Just watch yourself around here, or you might end up like this guy.
• What happened to him?
• I came here under the impression that I could help out.
• Okay, I'm getting out of here.
• The rum happened to him, and then he was brawling with the riff-raff. I found him down here, drunk and beaten senseless.
• So you're looking after him?
• Why do you guys have so much rum here, anyway?
• Why is there so much fighting here, anyway?
• Serves him right, then, I guess.
• There's plenty of rum and nothing to do. I'm surprised that I don't have even more injured pirates to look after.
• Injuries? Are you some sort of healer?
• Pirates? I thought you guys were privateers.
• Maybe someone should clear out all the rum.
• I'm the crew's doctor. It's my job to tend to injuries. All the brawling is keeping me busy around here.
• Is there anything I can do to help you out?
• Why is there so much brawling, anyway?
• It's just somewhere for us to lay low, until the Captain decides on his next move.
• What can you tell me about the Captain?
• And what about you? What do you do here?
• What's a privateer but a pirate with a license? Hang around long enough, you'll see what I mean.
• I think I see it already. What happened to this guy here?
• Attended the Closing Ceremony instance.
• Ha! I think we're pretty much beyond help, but if you want to put an end to some of this brawling, I won't stop you.
• Why do you care if they're all fighting?
• When you see the crew fighting, break them up! You may have to knock them out...pirates are stubborn fighters.
• What do I do with the unconscious brawlers?
• Prototype 248
• Try splashing 'em with a bucket of cold water. Or just let them sleep it off. Up to you.
• Right. Do you ever think maybe you guys should take it easy on the rum?
• All right, I'll see what I can do.
• What can I say? Pirates just like rum, and our supply is pretty much endless. We have our Captain to thank for that.
• What do you know about the good Captain?
• It wouldn't hurt to cut back on the carousing a bit.
• The crew likes him. Captain Penzan pays well, and he keeps the rum flowing!
• If everyone's happy, why so much fighting?
• Shh! Keep it down. We can't let these pirates know that we're here.
• I heard you could use some help. What've you learned about these pirates?
• I'll just back away quietly.
• We've really foiled these pirates, haven't we? You should see what I stole from them.
• We sure have!
• Oh yes, very much so. I'm supposed to covertly foil these pirates but, I'm not sure where to start.
• Calm down. We can do this. What have you learned about these pirates?
• There are lots of them. They're well-supplied and well-armed with cannons. They're also holding captives.
• What if I take some of the pirates out?
• What if we destroyed their supplies?
• We should disable those cannons!