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• Already? Couldn't you try aiming the cattlepult somewhere else next time?
• You question me? If I didn't need you to supply me with cows, I'd have shot you out of the cattlepult long ago!
• You wouldn't survive the landing, of course, but I'd reanimate you and launch you again, and again, and AGAIN!
• How's that sound?
• I'll go get you more cows!
• Those test subjects performed great, boss!
• Indeed, they did. And I've got a few cows left in the reserve supply.
• What do you want to do with them, boss?
• I feel like having a little fun. Get one ready!
• All right. Play time is over. I need to get back to work.
• You want me to get more cows, boss?
• I thought that was obvious. Yeah, go and acquire more cattle.
• (laugh) I can't believe it! There's nothing left of it!
• Shut up! Aren't you going to do anything about it?
• You're the one who got hit by a flying cow, not me.
• Fine. I'll take care of this.
• Did you find the culprit behind the flying cow?
• I have a good idea, but I don't know for sure.
• Do you think cows migrate?
• What are you talking about?
• You know, like birds.
• Don't be stupid.
• We could have been the witness of something truly rare! A migrating cow.
• Maybe it was an exotic cow, from somewhere far away.
• There is no such thing as a flying cow. Get that through your thick skull.
• Hey, are you the one throwing cows into the air?
• What an absurd accusation! Can't you see I'm in the middle of important research?
• I am not to be interrupted!
• If I catch you catapulting cows in my direction again, I'm coming after you.
• Sure, fine. Whatever you need to hear. Now, go away. I have business to attend to.
• (growl)
• Hey, did you hear that? I thought I heard a "moo" just now.
• What? Where? Incoming!
• Hahaha. Got ya. I didn't hear a thing.
• I'll kill you if you do that again.
• My target practice disturbed the wildlife. They're after the cows!
• Protect them! I need them for my research.
• All right! Good as new. The processors are working better than ever.
• So well, in fact, that all the tar has been completely cleared from the lake.
• There's no problem that Iron engineering can't solve! I have the proof right here!
• You there! You like beef, right? How about you wrangle some cows. I need to make a delivery to Butcher's Block.
• Is this for Meatoberfest? Again?
• You bet. We're making good coin on this deal. Don't let me hear any complaining.
• It's unnatural to go through this much meat in such little time.
• Shut it, or I'll tell the drunkards you've got a problem with their holiday.
• Fine. I'll get Stinky, Moolah, and a few of the others ready.
• I need more cattle. The last ones have gone to the Moo Mists. I ran into humans and wolves.
• You lost Stinky and Moolah? How?
• I was jumped! I barely got away with my own tail.
• And you're ready to risk more of the herd?