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• Inquest Insurgent
• From a hero like you, that means a lot. Thanks. Let me give you one bit of advice. If you ever come across Flame Legion, don't turn your back on them.
• Meat, of course.
• I can't get enough cheese.
• I'm taking a survey. What do you like better? Meat or cheese?
• That's disgusting. I have to go.
• Me too! That's what most of us say. Although I had one guy say potatoes. I don't know if he was drunk, hungover, or stupid. Nobody likes potatoes. He was probably just messing with me. Though, I bet Separatists like potatoes.
• I'm going to mingle. See you around.
• Me either! I know a rancher nearby who makes the best cow's milk cheese. He'd have more of it if separatists didn't spook his poor cows all the time. They stop giving milk if they're upset.
• Okay. I'm going now.
• Yeah, you know. Those human rebels who ignore the cease fire. They've got potatoes for brains. If I were their queen, I'd cut out all their eyes.
• Beneath the red hot flame of this fire pit, the charred remains of a tree stump can be seen.
• Well now. Color me impressed. It's not everybody who can walk into a Flame HQ and make it out alive. You've done a great service for the Legion.
• I found the battle plans for the Flame Legion. Do you want them?
• I can't talk now.
• Shhh! Tread quietly. I'm listening for information from the enemy. Their headquarters is just north of here. Hey, you look like you've seen a fair amount of battles. Interested in starting something?
• Why don't you go?
• They won't know what hit 'em.
• I mean you should infiltrate the Flame Legion HQ, maybe take out a few of their turrets. It's only a matter of time before they attack us. Killing a few would throw them off their game.
• My warband depends on these ears of mine for gathering intelligence. No one else can compare. It's tough having to hold back, but somebody has to do it. If you see a Flame kitten, kill one for me, okay?
• Incredible! This kind of information is invaluable. I can't thank you enough. Excellent work, soldier!
• The Arboretum Waypoint
• Slay any Separatists you come across. They've been taunting us, trying to knock us off guard before they steal our cattle.
• Good to see you.
• Unstoppable!
• The ranch could use an extra hand. Cows need feedin' and waterin', and the chickens need to be rounded up.
• May your travels be quick and secure.
• Well, well. The walking joke is making jokes. Tell me, Teyo, how did you access these systems?
• I'm just passing through. Good luck.
• Stay on guard, traveler. Rebels have been raiding this farm for livestock. We could sure use your help, if you have time.
• Hey, %str1%! Thanks for your help. You sure gave those rebels something to think about.
• Welcome to Butcher's Block. If you're here to participate in the festivities, I'd recommend talking to Lakor Grizzlemouth. Meatoberfest waits for no one!
• The trough is filled with hay the cattle use as bedding. It looks like it could hold some more.
• Guard the herd! No thieves are going to poop this party.
• Pure grain-fed joy, that's what these cattle are. Leatherbound ecstasy. We need to get them to Meatoberfest in one piece, so we can cut 'em up and grill 'em. So keep your guard up.
• I can't wait. Where can I get some?
• Meatoberfest is the greatest event in the history of meat-themed events. And my cows are the stars...when cooked just right.
• You should talk to Vastaas Meatslayer. But I'd hurry if I were you—pretty soon there'll be nothing left but hides, hooves and horns.
• Where's your boss now?
• What's Meatoberfest?
• The ranch boss is an idiot. He's been selling our cattle to those gluttons at Butcher's Block just to make some quick coin. Meatoberfest? More like Overeaterfest.
• I can help protect them from thieves. Which way did he go?
• I'm sure your boss will come to his senses.
• Taking another herd to Butcher's Block, of course. Our cows deserve a better fate than that carnivors' carnival. Plus, every cattle drive, he loses at least half the cows to thieves.
• Butcher's Block is just north of here. I don't like our cattle dying to feed a bunch of drunken gorgers, but it's better than being butchered by beef bandits. Thanks.
• They call it a celebration of meat and mead, but it's just an excuse to eat, drink and be nauseous. But the money's good, so my boss plays along.
• Welcome to Bovarin Estate! We provide the legions with the highest quality meat! (sigh) Although at the moment, we're catering to the fat fur-balls in Butcher's Block.
• So, what's the problem?
• Ever since Butcher's Block started hosting Meatoberfest, my boss has been selling them our cattle. At first it was just a few, but now they buy them almost as fast as we can fatten them.
• I should check this Meatoberfest out. Thanks.