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• Howdy, stranger. What's your name?
• Human problem?
• Nice to meet you. Thanks for the tips.
• Burnham Wurmgut here. Welcome to Nolan. If you need anything, talk to Padar Grindaxe. Oh, and don't let your guard down beyond the village. We've got a little bit of a human problem.
• I'll keep my eyes open for them. Bye.
• Yeah. Around here, humans come in two colors: ghostly white and separatist red. That's blood red. (laugh)
• Lamps? Really?
• Hey. Let me ask your opinion on something. I've been working on an idea. See these old gears back here? I'm thinking I should do something with them, like make lamps out of them. What do you think? I could sell them and make some spending coin.
• I only see one flake here. See ya.
• Yeah, sure. Some are really beautiful. You should check out the rust patterns on them. I'm a rustologist, you know? I can see the future in the flakes.
• Separatists in your soup?
• I hate ghosts.
• (huff) It never stops around here. We got ghosts in our shadows and Separatists in our soup.
• Glad to hear it. It's almost dinner time.
• Not literally. It's an expression. Worst thing you'll have to eat around here is wurm meat.
• You don't hate that?
• Sounds terrible. See ya.
• Eh. They're like weeds except instead of popping up every spring, they pop up every night. You cut them back. It's life in Ascalon. I grew up here. I should know.
• I'll watch for Walter and Balula. Thanks.
• It's more tiresome than anything. Back in the fahrar, me and my warband used to make up stories about them, to pass the time. We've been fighting—and killing—the same stupid humans since we were weaned. We've got nicknames for them, like Walter Whinepuss and Balula Bloodscream.
• The Separatists are still a threat, but your contributions have definitely helped. Thank you. Look for my friend, Sarene Sparvaunt, if you're traveling east.
• You used good tactics in there. Well done.
• Greetings, losers. My schedule is absolutely packed, or else I'd be there to murder you in person.
• Always. That separatist camp won't see me coming.
• My orders are to observe and report on the separatist base camp over there. Until I receive new instructions, I can't enter their camp. You, however, can move freely. Do you feel like causing some destruction?
• Destroy anything you can get your paws on, and take out as many of those Separatist humans as you can. I think they've got a few of our own in there too. Head on in and do your best for me.
• I can catch it.
• I came out here to pluck that chicken's feathers, but it got away from me.
• I think I'll hold on to it.
• You caught it! Well done. Now, hand it over.
• This chicken is going to be delicious. I'm going to take it inside before I lose it again.
• What does it look like?
• No, I didn't. See you.
• My chicken is missing. Did you take it?
• If I see it, I'll let you know.
• It looks like a chicken! Beak, feathers, feet. Beady chicken eyes. If you find it, bring it back to me.
• I picked up some antidotes for you.
• I'll see if I can find any.
• Those human rebels poisoned the well! I guess they thought we wouldn't notice. Ha! Though we could use a few antidotes. The rebels carry them around, just in case.
• I picked up some toxin antidotes for you.
• I'll see what I can do to discourage them.
• The well water's looking nice and clear. It's my job to stop those human Separatists from poisoning our water supply. Must be their personal mission to make my life miserable.
• Will do. Good-bye.
• Thanks. I'll have the well back to normal in just a short while. In the meantime, bring me any more vials of antidote you pick up.
• Thanks. You can never have too many of these with Separatists lurking around every corner.
• I have antidotes for you.
• Catch any Separatists you run into, and make you sure you check 'em for antidotes. They poisoned our well water, but they've also got the fix for it.
• I can't afford to blink. Separatists can jump out from anywhere. The well's an easy target, I guess.
• That's what we need! Well done—no pun intended. I should be able to get things back to normal soon. I'll take more, if you have 'em.
• Excellent! I'll make sure these stay with me.