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• You know %str1%? Here, take it!
• You might be surprised. See you later.
• That's disappointing. I think I'll go to bed soon. I'm not going to get a chance to meet %str1%. Things like that don't happen to nobodies like you and me.
• You're convincing me. I better go before my head gets too big.
• Don't believe everything you hear. Though, I appreciate the vote of confidence.
• Trust in yourself. Your work is important. See you later.
• Who me? As good as %str1%? No, never. If what I hear is true, nobody's as good as %str1%. Trust me. (hiccup)
• If she does, name one after me, okay?
• Your head? Wait. Are you? You are! You're %str1%! Wait until I tell my mate I met you! She's going to drop a litter!
• Well, if she does, name one after me.
• You appreciate the vote of confidence? Wait. Are you? You are! You're %str1%! Wait until I tell my mate I met you! She's going to drop a litter!
• Here. I've got an extra.
• Don't look at me.
• Scruff me, I need a drink.
• See if you like this. Here.
• I have things to do.
• Scruff me! I'm starving.
• I always put meat in my beer.
• Chug! Chug! Chug!
• So? Kill two birds with one stone. Drink!
• So sad. See ya.
• Somebody put meat in my beer. (sniff)
• That's so smart, slowing down the affects.
• You're a skritthead. Gimme that beer.
• You've had enough, soldier! Cease all imbibing immediately!
• I'm done talking.
• I think so too. I'll get out of your way.
• I wonder if I get drunk slower because I put meat in my beer? You think? (hiccup) I think I better drink more...to compenshate.
• Cheers! I'm all beered up.
• Give it a little while. The ale's spreading.
• Let's get this party off its blocks and moving. I've had food. Now, I need entertainment.
• I'll try it later. Bye.
• Try putting meat in your beer! It's delicious. Once you try it, you'll never drink it any other way.
• Apparently, the mixture affects memory. Bye.
• I'm convinced there's a chemical reaction between meat and beer. I drank a lot, but I was in full control the entire time.
• Look at me. I'm a hero.
• You've got perfect timing. Another second without a drink and I might have killed somebody.
• I could have told you that.
• It's meat. What's there not to like? You are a hero.
• Tastes better that way.
• Yeah, me too. I just didn't remember putting it in this time.
• Understood.
• Glug! Glug! Glug!
• Right! See you later.
• Beery meat. Meaty beer. It's all goes the same place, right?
• You need to sober up.
• Ow! What'd I do?
• Keep your eyes open. I'll guard your beer.
• Yeah, it is, isn't it? I kinda did it on purposhe. (hiccup) This way, I'm stay ready for anything.
• I'm going, and I'm taking your beer with me.