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• Hey! Anyone seen the centurion? I heard there was one here? I got this great idea for a prank. Shhhhhh. Keep your voice down.
• No. Bye.
• What? Do I have a booger on my nose?
• Meatoberfest is a great way for soldiers to blow off steam. Good food and good drink. I know I'm feeling less aggressive.
• Not right now. Good-bye.
• I'm not causing any trouble. I'm just sitting here, thinking about causing trouble. Join me for a drink?
• Sorry. I haven't heard. Good-bye.
• I don't suppose you know whether I actually put that chicken in the centurion's...you know. I'm having some memory challenges.
• Good answer.
• Just what I needed.
• Have more ale too. Good-bye.
• Maybe. I have come up with some hilarious pranks over the years. I'll give it some thought.
• Better plan it out well. Good-bye.
• Oh! You're evil. That's a great idea. I'll put some thought into it. I wouldn't want to waste a limp-tailed prank on a centurion.
• Remember that. Good-bye.
• I suppose you're right. The last thing I need is to end up peeling potatoes again. I'd rather go out with the raids tomorrow.
• Down you go.
• Nap time?
• Oh. Here. I don't need it anyway. (hiccup) I have a prank to pull.
• Uh huh. Good-bye.
• Who you calling a dimwit? I hold the record for number of days spent peeling potatoes because of pranks successfully...oh. Maybe you're right.
• Try sleeping it off. Good-bye.
• The centurion knows? Who told? Blast and be bothered. Now, what am I gonna do?
• Here, take this.
• Somewhere else. Bye.
• My mouth is as dry as asuran humor. Where can I get a drink?
• I'll share. Take this.
• I can't drink until I get some food in my gut. I'm one of those who gets obnoxious if I drink before I eat. You wouldn't like me when I'm hungry.
• You don't seem like you're having much fun.
• Don't be rude. It isn't that kind of party.
• No, you're in mine. Get out, or I'll knock you out.
• You're in my space.
• You're spilling your drink. Hand it over.
• Too late. Give me that drink. That's an order, soldier.
• You're such a good warrior. I can tell. Can I have your drink?
• Is this crazy enough for you?
• We should sing songs or dance or stick our hands in a campfire or something. (hiccup) I want to get crazy!
• Ale, ale! Oh, how I love ale! Urp! Excuse me. Hee. The bubbles tickle so good.
• I've been fed, and now I'm ready for the keg! Bring it!
• I'm glad to hear it. Good-bye.
• I'm actually having fun. It's hard to believe.
• Get some rest.
• What a party. I haven't had that much fun since the last time I regretted having that much fun.
• You just saved yourself and that guy over there a whole heap of nagging. Thanks!
• Go have some fun!
• Really? I am having fun. I think I'm just out of practice. I've been all fight and no fun for so long! Thanks for reminding me.
• Practice makes perfect.
• (laugh) Of course, it isn't. Sorry. I'm out of practice at having fun.
• That's better. Good-bye.
• Sorry. Backing off. I didn't mean anything. It's just habit. Have you tried the ale?