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• Nice. Now you're talking.
• Who you callin' weak? I eat plenty of meat. I'll show you. I need meat! And make it raw!
• I'll be doing all the rearranging, slack jaw.
• I don't like your looks. I think they need some rearranging.
• Enter WvW while the tournament season is active.
• Why? You want my drink? Here, take it. I spit in it.
• Drink water. See ya.
• One too shmany. One too...one... one two three...ha! Okay, maybe you're right. Take it. I need to get shick.
• Good answer. Now go drink some water.
• Ulp. Here. I don't like how it tastes anyway.
• Here, take my drink.
• Which one of these hunks let my mug get empty? Hello!
• You should eat. Take this.
• You deserved your punishment. Good-bye.
• Last time I drank this much without eating, I ended up puking all over some legionnaire's armor. I was polishing steel for weeks after that.
• They'll be back for you. I'm sure.
• Are you sure they left you on purpose?
• Quit sniveling and go find them.
• I'm the weakest link in my warband. I just know it. They don't say it, but they're all thinking it. They went off without me.
• I'll hold your drink for you until you feel better.
• You'll feel better if you give me your drink.
• You're cut off. Give me that drink or else.
• Time to sleep it off.
• Oh, woe. I don't feel so good. Better stay out of my blast radius!
• I don't want to know. See ya.
• Mmm. Don't you just love the taste of this ale? We make it locally, you know? I used to know the brewers. They knew how to brew, if you know what I mean. (wink)
• Do I look fat? I just ate a whole steak all by myself. Some sweetheart gave it to me, and it's a good thing. If I weren't so drunk, I'd remember who it was.
• Wow. That's hard to beat. Bye.
• I haven't had this much fun since my warband and I got swallowed by a giant wurm!
• I need a break from the ale.
• Oh, aren't you just sugar on two feet? Thanks, baby.
• Some other time.
• I need to go. Enjoy the meat.
• You're a lifesaver, sugar toes. Give me a kiss.
• And they love you. Bye.
• Do you think so, cutie? Meatoberfest wouldn't be the same without a good warband scuffle. I love those guys. I really do.
• I'm sure they did.
• Well, no. I assume they did. We were all together one minute, and the next, I turned around, and they were gone. I suppose they could have wandered off.
• Reactor Robber
• You. Are. So. Right! That is exactly what I needed to hear. You shook me right out of my snivel, good-lookin'. I'll go find them and show them how much fun I can be.
• You've got my attention.
• You are making me so mad right now! Where do you get off with your cuteness and badass stance? You're not allowed to be the center of attention. I'm the center of attention around here! Got it? Hic!
• Yeah, sure. See you next time.
• What a kind funny soldier you are. Don't go too far, though. I still want to finish it.
• %num1%/%num2% Reactor[s] Captured
• Wise decision.
• I'll feel better if I never drink again. This is my first step. Here, you can have it.
• Smart. Now, go drink lots of water.
• You're kinda sexy when you're being a bully. Here. (hiccup) I wouldn't dare disobey you.
• Here, take mine. I'll get another.