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• Okay, test subject number two. It's your turn!
• The cow made it to the harpy nest! Ha! Not bad. Not bad.
• Test subject number one, step right up!
• Hmph. It only made it to the harpy roosts. I thought it would go farther.
• Uh-oh. The cattlepult misfired. I guess there's still a few kinks I need to work out.
• Hmmm. Too much velocity. Let me recalculate.
• Okay, give me number five. I saved the best test subject for last.
• No way! It made it all the way to the tower! That's outstanding! If a guard shows up here, act like nothing happened.
• Ohh, I forgot to calculate for wind resistance! And I call myself a genius.
• Don't let me down!
• I have a good feeling about this one.
• No, they killed one of my test subjects! This is unacceptable!
• Not too bad distance-wise, but it needs a bit more arc.
• Chance of survival is approximately zero percent. I may need to conduct research to find the best bovine padding.
• Possible secondary use for device as fertilizer generation machine!
• Blood Legion Soldier
• Soldier
• Spirits are soaring now that Poisontongue has been reined in. (sigh)
• Somebody knock Poisontongue off his feet, will ya? He's killin' my party mood.
• Iron Legion Engineer
• Keep the enemies away! We're not finished yet.
• Need cover! It's not looking good!
• Protect me! We can't stop until this thing is fixed!
• The bridge is getting weaker! We need to stop them now before it's too late!
• Ash Legion Infiltrator
• Miner
• To the dredge burrow! We need to get our tools back!
• Pulling the iron from the mountain, gonna give it to the Legion. (hum)
• Is it time for chow yet?
• Ow. I think I pulled a muscle.
• Gon Rageshot
• Savor Foulnight
• Brainless pawns. Die, already!
• Uh-oh! Damn traitors! What do they want with a marmox? It's carrying our supplies!
• All right. Time to get the mill fixed up.
• (cheer) The bigger they are, the harder they fall!
• The flames have died out! Iron stands strong!
• This is looking good. I should be able to make repairs now. Bring me any extras, if you have them.
• Is that it? Maybe they'll actually try next time.
• Caas Boomwatcher
• What happened to the explosions? I was told there'd be big booms!
• Lakor Grizzlemouth
• Cub
• Blood Legion Soldier
• Bartender
• Radarr Boommaker
• (laugh) Explosions! Is there any better form of entertainment?
• My launchers are intended for entertainment only, not destruction.
• These human rebels can't ruin my show, not so long as I still have one launcher. Idiots!
• Good show! I don't think it could've turned out any better. Time to head back to the festival!