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• Nothing like a fully loaded gun.
• Boom! Dead. Solid. Perfect.
• That's what I like: better killing through technology.
• This place smells like powder. My favorite smell in the world.
• Cast your spells, Flame Legion. I got more slugs.
• You're gonna die with a head full of lead.
• Heh. Chumps can't run from bullets.
• Let the grunts brag. That way, they'll run in, and we'll have meat shields.
• Humans say gods kill from a distance. If that's true, I kill like a god.
• Wow, this new scope makes it easier to see a bullet punch through some guy's head.
• Farmer
• Crops do better when they're watered in blood. Don't they?
• Merchant
• I'm not a speculator. I just kill off my competition.
• Die now, pay later.
• Do you need more potions, or should I beat you up a bit first?
• I don't give discounts to the dead.
• You want to argue about prices? Or you want me to step on you?
• Don't worry. I won't charge you extra for my personal service.
• So I gave him a five-finger discount. I hacked off five of his fingers, and then he got a discount.
• Go ahead. Argue with me about the price. I dare you.
• You have to buy things? Can't you just grow 'em?
• Don't touch the merchandise. Or I'll touch you. With my fist. Repeatedly.
• Actually, this is the part of the job I like best.
• Hey, after I kill you, can I have your stuff?
• You want to try out my armor? I could scratch you up a bit....
• Dead chump, coming up!
• When demand goes down, the relative supply increases... so what happens when I kill you?
• You want me to demonstrate these weapons? I could hack you up a bit....
• Oh, you want to haggle? Don't make me climb up there and fight you.
• I swear. This stuff was only used once by a little girl from Ascalon.
• I'm gonna have a fire sale. First, I'll set fire to you.
• Yes, I'm a people person. I kill people.
• I got some pots for sale out back. They hold as much blood as a human body. Don't ask me why.
• Could be worse. Could be tax time.
• I've got some slightly damaged merchandise. And some slightly damaged customers.
• Just for that, I'm gonna raise my prices.
• You break it, you buy it... or I'll break you.
• I'll trade you. I give you punches, you give me money.
• Soldiers get the glory. I get the money.
• You want to haggle? Let's fight over it.
• Bargains! Discounts! Meaningless violence! Belligerent merchants!
• Mercenary
• Don't ask me why I'm here. They pay me, I kill. That's all you need to know.
• Charr Villager
• Keep your head down! Get to cover!
• Great! Who's going to move all that rock?
• Get to cover!
• Crazy Flame Legion spies! I can't even shop without getting shot at.
• Nearly shot my ear off!