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- Rojan the Penitent
- One thing I'll give Blood over Iron: they're willing to look their enemies in the face.
- Hah! I'd rather look my enemy straight in the back.
- Warden Torch
- Look at me, running around like a golem with its cranial miniserver removed! The job is a joke, and it's not funny! Deplorable.
- Warden Trident
- Hammer your enemy with your fists.
- Warden Warhorn
- That irresponsible barkeep! He's skipped work yet again to stay home and fiddle with his experiment. The problem is, he's the only one qualified to serve any drinks.
- So...what are you doing?
- That's pretty irresponsible.
- Earning money. I'm still here for my shift, even if there's nothing to do, and I'm paid by the hour. Also, those apprentices over there keep tipping me every time I ask if they need something.
- Then there's not actually much to complain about, is there?
- I'm very busy. If you've come to shower me with praise, a monetary gift is advisable. If you've come to ridicule me, write your comments down on a piece of paper and then shove it in your ear.
- Neither sound particularly pleasant.
- I think you mean, "Why are you training moas?" Because WHAT I am doing is obvious. I read an article indicating that researching animal intelligence is useless because golems will always be more efficient.
- Thyme Leaves in Bulk
- Shaman elementals are on the move again, ma'am.
- Call me Annis. We don't stand on formality behind enemy lines.
- I'd rather not, ma'am! My legionnaire says lax regs breed lax soldiers.
- And you disagree?
- Tomatoes in Bulk
- Of course I disagree. And I've set out to prove that viewpoint is ignorant and close-minded. And before you ask, I'm training only pink moas because I happen to like pink.
- Vanilla Beans in Bulk
- I've seen so much that nothing makes me queasy.
- That sounds like me.
- Yeah, I'm the same way. I taught myself immunity to gore.
- I bet people ask you about that a lot.
- Butter in Bulk
- Sired any cubs lately?
- No.
- No? How will the Legion grow? Find the most ruthless warrior you can, and tame her.
- Tame her?
- I meant court her. And don't be afraid of a little pain. Unless you want some sickly simpleton carrying your legacy.
- Nightmare Court Dagger
- A gift used to create legendary weapons. Purchased from dungeon vendors for 500 Tales of Dungeon Delving.
- When I get an itch behind my left ear, I want to use my right paw to scratch it. That's strange.
- That's not strange.
- I'd rather use my other paw.
- Then use it.
- By the time I notice what I'm doing, I've already scratched the itch.
- Gift[s] of Ascalon
- Gift[s] of the Nobleman
- Gift[s] of the Forgeman
- Gift[s] of Thorns
- Gift[s] of Baelfire
- Gift[s] of Zhaitan
- Gift[s] of the Sanctuary
- Gift[s] of Knowledge
- Wurm