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• Our mother knows, sis. She packed our lunch for us. Remember? Flame it! Grow up, already!
• We're having a rough day. It's hard to let your cubs grow up and leave the den.
• Your cub's entering the fahrar?
• I can imagine. Bye.
• That's right. My first son. He's old enough now. I just know he's going to make us very proud. He's got a warrior's heart.
• Your daughter's too young?
• You must be proud. Bye.
• Can't you tell? She's still attached to her mother's tail. It's hard to explain why the boy has to go away to train, but give it another year or two, and I'll be dropping her off here too.
• Those meanies won't talk to me. I have a big test tomorrow, and no one will quiz me. Ari's got skritt brains. She's mad 'cause I refuse to call her "Legionnaire." Whatever. Will you quiz me?
• All right. I'll quiz you.
• No time. Study on your own.
• That's easy. A tribune is like Rytlock Brimstone. He's in charge of bunches of soldiers, some legionnaires, and even a few centurions. There are only seven...I mean six tribunes in the Iron Legion.
• What can you tell me about Tribune Brimstone?
• Let me ask another question.
• That's enough. Go play.
• Ooh ooh! He was in a guild called Destiny's Edge, but they all broke up because of a stupid human who couldn't control his stupid feelings. He's back with us now, where he belongs.
• That's enough. Bye.
• Great! Here's the list of questions.
• What's a tribune?
• Which legion rules the Black Citadel?
• Name the fastest way to kill with a blade.
• I changed my mind. Good-bye.
• Iron, Iron, Iron! We built it from the ground up too, after we kicked out those nasty human ghosts. But, if you're not Iron, it's okay. We let others in too. I've even seen sylvaries here.
• Sylvari, not sylvaries. Let me ask another.
• I'm done. Go study on your own.
• Ari and I fight about that one all the time. She says it's going for the big vein in the front of the neck. I say it's sticking the knife in the back of the neck. I think it depends on which way your victim is facing.
• Who's Ari?
• Okay. I'll ask another one.
• I've had enough of this. Bye.
• Ari's in my warband. She's a big bully and insists we all call her "Legionnaire," but I refuse. We're the Spit warband. Well, that's the name we hope we get anyway. Ari says they won't let us keep it, but I say they will.
• Good. I'll ask another question.
• That's all I have time for. Bye.
• That one was too easy, Ari! I mean "Legionnaire." Ask me another one.
• Okay. So, who's my favorite tribune and what legion is he?
• I know! Rytlock Brimstone! He's Blood Legion, and he's from Destiny's Edge, and he's got the mightiest sword!
• (laugh) Good answer. Let's go see what's happening at the Ash checkpoint.
• Kalla Scorchrazor was a grandcub of Pyre Fierceshot.
• Yeah. He said we had no gods, and she forced the shamans from power.
• I'd give anything to fight like she did.
• Ask me about Malice Swordshadow, Ari!
• If you want me to. Who's Malice Swordshadow, and why should I care?
• Malice Swordshadow is the new imperator of the Ash Legion. That makes her the boss of you, and that's why you should care. Oh, and she's sneaky and smart.
• That'll do. Good job. I'll race you to the platform!
• Bev, who are the most respected Iron Legion tribunes?
• Fume Brighteye, Bhuer Goreblade, and Mia Kindleshot! They're mighty!
• Good. You're going to make your warband proud by killing your test.
• I gotta go, Ari. I have to...you know.
• Call me Legionnaire, crooktail, or I'll bonk you one.
• Sorry, Legionnaire. Can I go?
• Go on.