Game text
902,736 entries
- Did not.
- Did so.
- Gotta give 'em credit for courage and imagination.
- Tell that to the Bash legionnaire who accidentally stumbled into their pit trap.
- It took his warband days to clean the tar out of his fur.
- Oh, no.
- Wanna see my scab?
- Gross!
- Yeah!
- I figure if I keep picking it, I'll end up with a scar in the shape of Vatlaaw Doomtooth's head.
- The unthinkable has happened! The charr have breached the walls of Ascalon!
- Then go now. Save yourself.
- You're telling me those Crush cubs are off scheming somewhere?
- Yes. They've been gone since shortly after mess call.
- That's odd. I think that, for the first time in my life, I just felt afraid.
- Now you know my pain.
- Rrrowr! Rrrrowr! (growl)
- What are you doing?
- Duh. I'm practicing my growling technique.
- Oh. I thought you were gonna throw up or something.
- You remember when somebody put rotten devourer eggs in the practice cannons?
- (laugh) That was the Crush cubs too?
- They couldn't figure out how to fire them off, so they just left them there.
- Next morning, the first group shot rotten egg all over the field. Stank up the place for weeks!
- And they were downwind, so it sprayed back on everyone there!
- Hey! You got your moa jerky in my yak butter!
- You got your yak butter on my moa jerky!
- Hmmmm.
- One time, these cubs decided they were going to smoke out some rats nesting under the centurion's quarters.
- I don't like where this is going.
- It gets worse. They snuck into the armory and "borrowed" some black powder.
- Little stinkers!
- I've never seen the centurion so mad!
- This is the easiest dare I've ever done.
- That's Barradin's estate, huh? It doesn't look haunted to me.
- Boo!
- Ah!
- Gotcha. (laugh)
- Stupid tail-wagger.
- I'm going crazy working in the fahrar. I'm not designed to deal with cubs.
- What have they done now?
- It's the Crush warband again. They've run off, probably ghost-hunting.
- They'll learn their lessons the hard way then.
- It's a ghost! Run!
- Aaaaaah!
- I think I just peed a little!
- Ahhhhh!
- Ahhhhh!
- Ahhhhh!
- How long do we have to stay here to win the dare?