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- What's your favorite way to kill a jotun?
- I'm a traditionalist. I like my killing strike to behead.
- I tricked one into running off a cliff. Now that was hilarious.
- Didn't that ruin your trophy?
- The head was squashed, but that's okay. The laugh was well worth it.
- Priory Arcanist
- Priory Explorer
- I remember one patient I had. She climbed the tallest tower in Rata Sum and tried to fly off the top.
- Crazy. Why'd she do it?
- Zoanthropy. She thought she was a bat.
- Folks say I'm weak because I prefer cooking to hunting.
- Not anyone who's ever eaten one of your omelets...or wants to eat another.
- I hold my own just fine. I once drove a dozen dredge away from a griffon nest with my frying pan.
- The first time I lost in one-on-one combat, I knew what it meant to feel crushed.
- It's a very heavy feeling.
- Exactly. So heavy I could feel it inside, crushing my bones and squeezing my organs.
- What are you working on these days?
- My headmaster has me researching dragon vulnerabilities. You?
- I'm studying the strengths of different weapons against the dragons.
- Hmm. We should probably pool our data.
- I wonder about quaggans.
- I want to toss one in the air just to see what happens.
- Like throwing a pile of wet clay stuffed with fish.
- Priory Explorer
- Priory Scholar
- Watch for jotun.
- Okay.
- And then I said, "Hey! Get away from me, you mollycoddled midget!"
- Marvelous.
- Yeah. So after that, I moved out of Hoelbrak.
- Traveler
- That thing should've killed us.
- Should've. But we escaped.
- We have to go back through there...on the way home.
- We'll escape again. Stop worrying so much.
- How did you handle that situation?
- We started to shave him, but he had so much scurf we were afraid to go further.
- Hmmmm, that's not good.
- We didn't want to hurt him or aggravate the skin. Had to stop.
- I heard there is a live dwarf inside the Priory. Is that true?
- You learn more from the search than from the answer.
- What does that mean? Why do norn always answer questions with riddles?
- That's three questions now. You should begin your hunt for answers.
- I'm in the mood for a good, thick haslet.
- Raven's blood! That sounds fantastic. Unfortunately, I'm fresh out of ingredients.
- Nothing a little hunting won't solve.
- I plan to get rich quick and get out before the dirt cakes in my ears.
- Have you checked behind your ears lately?
- Ha ha, very funny. I'll remember that when I'm rich and famous.
- Would you like a hand gesture to remember as well?